The Great Buffy Ship Debate

Now you might be looking around and wondering, " hmmm, what do Green Beans have to do with Buffy ships?". Well if shut the hell up for a second i will tell you .So impatient, DAMN!! Since this is my site and i can basically say anything i want to, im going to take full advantage of that.

Now, we have the two different " main" battling ships on Buffy. There is the Spuffys in the right corner annnnd the Bangels in the left.

so you dont get confused

Bangel

Spuffy

Now before i get started and you Shippers go all crazy, i am not anti -ship, just pro green beans. Now that that is out of the way ( one must always protect their beans, you know what I'm sayin). Shippers aboard these two sinking vessels are nuttier than a group of squirrels in a nut factory. They but have their pros and their cons. I will illustrate a few for you.

Spuffy pros

Bangel pros

- Sweet first love..awww how cute - Perfect boyfriend Girlfriend thing going on..minus the Vamp thing and the lack of sex..minor problems- Loyalty...the two parties involved have always had a strong sense of loyalty towards one another

- Lack of clothing..nakedness and lots of it- Mounting...everyone likes to see a good mounting - Sex..and lots of it..the lack of clothes and mounting would naturally lead to sex..HELLO...this ship has so much sex you have to open a window to let the steam out

3 pros for each..go ahead..count them on your digits..i will count with you...1...2....3..lets move to the other side....1....2.....3..GOOD..im so proud

As any good lil shipper can see these two ships are two completely opposite sides of the relationship spectrum.

OHH IM NOT DONE WITH YOU..CLICK HERE TO MOVE ON THROUGH YOUR LESSON AND FIND THE MEANING OF SHIPDOM WITHIN THE GREEN BEAN