Heathers
[DVD Info]

Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder) is part of high school royalty called the “Heathers” which consists of three girls that share the name Heather. The 3 Heathers terrorize the school under the rule of Heather Chandler (Kim Walker). Veronica starts going out with Jason Dean (Christian Slater) and they make plans to kill Heather Chandler but Veronica backs out at the last minute but Jason fills a cup with liquid drain-o. Veronica accidentally gives Heather the cup of drain-o and she dies instantly. Jason tricks Veronica in helping him kill the popular kids in class. Will she be able to stop J.D. from killing more people? Or will love cloud her mind into killing more people with him?

Gay guys only drink mineral water.

"My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son." ~Kurt's Dad.

Christian Slater has such the creepy molester voice. I don't like him...or Winonna Ryder for that matter...I didn't like a lot of actors in this movie actually.

Yay! My 100th Review!!! Thank you to everyone who has stuck around and read every single one! I love you!!! Anyway... Heather’s is a funny and satirical look at high school politics. You have the “Flawless 3” who completely rule the school with terror and good looks, and then the extra girl who’s new to the group and doesn’t understand why they have to treat people that way. This movie spawned a lot of doubles (one being a great movie called Jawbreaker) but I don’t think anything can compare to the originality of Heathers. It’s just so 80’s and full of that 80’s like bitterness. With the way the movie was going, they really should have kept the original ending but I guess you can’t please everybody. This movie, much like Jawbreaker and Freeway, has a sick sense of humor, and you have to have such a sense of humor to enjoy it. If the quote under “favorite quotes” doesn’t amuse you, or you hated Jawbreaker and Freeway…this movie is not for you. For everyone else? Come along my sick puppies and enjoy the dark humor. Winonna Ryder also gave a good performance, even though I don’t like her much. Because of this, the jury gives this flick:

(Pleased)

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