Jack Frost
[DVD Info]

While driving Jack Frost (Scott MacDonald) to get fried in the electric chair for killing a bunch of people, the police officers driving the van get into an accident in Snowmantown with a truck carrying genetically altered materials. Jack escapes but not before the materials explodes on him, making him melt. His blood cells turn into little snow flakes and he becomes a snowman. Jack returns to the town in which he was caught in to kill the locals and the police officer that originally caught him. Will the town figure out what’s happening before everyone in town is killed mysteriously?

The difference between a snowman and a snowwoman is snowballs.
Snowman building contests are the best when they take place in a town where it doesn't snow.
Snowmen wear oven mitts.
Sex is best when it's at someone else's house.
Snowmen use their carrot nose to have sex with humans.
Souls are chemical.
Snowmen have bloody insides...even though they can melt and freeze at will.

"Jack was nimble, Jack was quick. Jack gouged eyes with candle sticks." ~Grandpa.

Ahahah! So much!

Wow! This movie was sooooo bad! And every minute that it went on it got worse and worse. I was impressed with the body count and the creative ways that people were killed in…but by the end of the movie the snowman’s jokes got old and annoying. This movie didn’t take itself seriously. The acting was cheesy and horrible and they knew it, and they worked with it…but I do believe that this is a movie Shannon Elizabeth wants us to forget (especially since she got raped by a snowman). Over all…the special effects are cheesy, the acting is bad, and the jokes were even worse…but there was something about it (maybe its horrendousness) that makes you laugh pretty hard. It was really on to something at the beginning but towards the end, it got old. Maybe...they shoulda shaved 20 minutes off? Anyway, evil killer snowman equals hilarity. Check it out. Because of this, the jury gives this flick:

(Pleased)

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