Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman
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Sam Tiler (Christopher Allport), the man who killed Jack Frost in the first movie, is back! The whole snowman ordeal was harrowing enough that we find our hero, one year later, talking to a psychologist. The shrink doesn't believe him as he talks about how the killer, Jack Frost (Scott MacDonald), became a snowman and how he killed the mutant snowman with anti-freeze and then buried him in an unmarked grave.

One day, a mysterious man pays a redneck to show him the grave of Jack Frost, promising him a reward. But in return for digging up the bottles of anti-freeze the man kills the poor inbred. The bottled anti-freeze is then given to a group of scientists who try to revive Jack but they are unsuccessful. After the scientists leave for the night, the janitor comes to clean the office and accidentally knocks a cup that was balanced on top of the fish tank holding Jack's remains. After the third knock to the cup, it falls in causing Jack Frost to reform into the killer snowman. Sam's therapist tells him to take a holiday trip to a tropical island for Christmas to get rid of the bad memories...but guess who just happens to be vacationing in the same spot? And anti-freeze won't save them this time...

A fight over a carrot can turn deadly.
When vacationing in tropical islands, beware of ice anvils that fall from palm trees.
Snowballs can sever arms.
Melting snowmen look like marshmallow cream.
When hunting down snowmen, make sure there's an infa red laser pointer on your water gun.
Water guns cock like 9mm.
Snowman babies are snowballs.
Snowballs explode in bloody masses that need to be thrown away in garbage bags.

"What's going on here?! You brought caulking equipment on our vacation??" ~Anne Tiler.

OMG...

You’d think with a body count as high as twenty in only 90 minutes that this would be a pretty awesome movie. Well…I’m here to prove you wrong. I don’t know how…but they managed to make a twenty body count movie…well…boring. In a sequel…you’d think that you’d gotten the boring introductions out of the way…but the first 15 minutes is pretty much a recap, then they wonder who the killer is for 45 minutes, you see an Asian girl’s t and then her a, and then…get this…the snowman has BABIES for, well, no apparent reason at all…and then anti-freeze doesn’t kill it anymore and the island is taken over by snowballs that kill people and drink alcohol. Alright…a mutant snowman itself is far fetched…but that’s just weird. They also toned down the gore a lot from the first movie...although hilarious amounts of blood does seem to come out of people's fingers... The best character is Captain Fun, who just says the most hilarious and ridiculous things. Of course, he dies. Pfft. He was all that was keeping this flick together. It’s one thing to make a movie, where you’re making fun of yourself and your genre and playing up the stupidity…but this was stupid. The first one was better only because I’d never seen anything like it. The second one has less funny jokes and was weird and pointless. How’d he get from Snowmanville to this unnamed tropical island? Why did he have babies?? Why does this DVD have Spanish subtitles??? These are all questions that were left unanwered. Do yourself a favor and skip this movie…unless you want some background noise while you’re sleepin’ (or in my case…doodling on my notes). Because of this, the jury gives this flick:

(Bored)

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