Killer Condom: The Rubber That Rubs You Out
[DVD Info]

Something is very wrong at the "Quickie Motel" in downtown New York. Meet Luigi Macaroni (Udo Samel), a German speaking New York detective from Sicily. He gets put on a case of the phenomenon where women bite off the penises of the guy they’re with. He thinks it’s all a joke until he goes to the “Quickie Motel” for a romp with a young stud he met, Billy (Marc Richter), and his right ball falls victim to the killer condom! No one believes that a condom bit off his testicle and blame his new boy toy Billy…but Macaroni doesn’t care…he now has a personal vendetta against this condom. It will pay.

A penis contains insane amounts of blood.
Unwrapped condoms are cheaper.
Hunting down a killer condom in nothing but towel is a bad idea.
Tucking your shirt into your bikini cut briefs is just sexy.
Sometimes sex just needs an applause.
If you wear a yellow hankie in your pocket means you want your leg to be peed on.
Condoms laugh like cartoon chipmunks.

"I refuse to talk about a man-eating rubbers." ~Sam.

Hahaha...so much of this movie didn't makes sense...

Well…I was definitely expecting something completely different. I knew it was a German flick and it was slightly political…so I was thinking it was going to be this serious and horrendous movie that would be just awful. Well…it was horrendous and it was awful…but this movie is nothing short of pure gold! First thing’s first though. This is a PRO GAY movie. So if any of that stuff offends you or makes you uncomfortable then don’t watch this movie. Although this movie is hilarious, it’s only so if you have an open mind. Anyway, I’m really not sure if the writers/directors of this movie were trying to be serious but came off as silly and over the top, or if they were trying to be silly and over the top. Anyway, this was a totally awesome movie. It’s funny and it makes absolutely no sense (i.e.: everyone in New York speaks German, the main character is Italian but speaks German…). Heheh, anyway, I highly recommend this movie, it’s awesome. You'll find yourself cracking up out loud the whole time. Because of this, the jury gives this flick:

(Amused to the Extreme)

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