Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
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“Stretch” (Caroline Williams) is a DJ on a small town Texas radio station. One night she gets harassing phone calls from two drunken high schoolers. When they call a second time Stretch hears them being murdered by someone with a chainsaw. Lieutenant “Lefty” Enright (Dennis Hopper) shows up after the boys bodies were found. He is the uncle of the brother and sister who were murdered 12 years ago by Leatherface (Bill Johnson). He puts an ad in the paper asking for help if anyone knows anything about the death of the boys. Stretch goes to him and tells him, he has their murder on audiotape. He asks her to play it on the radio and when she does the killers come out of the woodwork. Leatherface and his brother Chop Top (Bill Moseley) show up at the radio station. But…instead of killing her…Leatherface finds himself attracted to her and lets her go. Stretch follows them to their hideout underneath an amusement park but becomes trapped in the maze. Will she be able to get out alive?

Rhinestones never go out of style.
Texans spit indoors.
You can play a tape of someone being murdered on the radio as long as someone requests it.

"Are you fucking crazy?! We're closed!" ~Stretch.

Ughhhh...

This movie…started out good. I was impressed! I thought…wow…maybe I shouldn’t judge sequels so harshly…they haven’t been too bad lately! Well…boy was I wrong. This movie went to crap about 30 minutes into it. The minute they made Leatherface attracted to women and wanting to have sex with them…I could barely stand to watch. And Chop Top? Every time he opened his mouth it felt like my brain was trying to climb out of my skull. By the way…how STUPID are people? If there’s a guy going the same speed as you right next to you with a chainsaw…here’s a tip…slam on the brakes! They’ll keep going…or if they’re stupid as well…they’ll slam on their brakes, probably resulting in throwing the guy with the chainsaw out of the truck bed. Also…if some crazy guy is in your radio station…don’t talk to him. And why is there no security? This…was a terrible movie. The whole family was so annoying. The Father and Chop Top were driving me utterly crazy with their lame jokes and their annoying voices. After watching this, I can’t believe the first one even gave me bad dreams. What a disappointment…and you’d think that because Tobe Hooper was directing again, it wouldn’t be so bad. Boy, did I sure make and ass of you and me. The best part of the movie? When it ended. Skip this if you value your brain cells. Because of this, the jury gives this flick:

(Like Death)

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