FYI... Bitch!
It has come to our attention that there are a number of references to things that you may or may not understand. Mostly, you won't. To tell you the truth, sometimes we don't either. But it's all in good fun. We implore you~! Please read the following if you are to understand us FULLY~ bitch!
*Original Lassie~ Why do we mention the Original Lassie on so many occations? Well, it staterd off as a joke... a joke that got out of control. We were talking about what Keith and John do in Heaven now that they're reunited and for some unknown reason, we came up with the thought that Keith spent his time at a pub called the "Heavenly Pub". We thought about who his possible drinking buddy was and then it hit us... (for some reason unknown) the Original Lassie has been long since dead and must have a drinking problem due to the fact that for his whole life the world thought he was a girl. "Come here Lassie, come here girl~!" Little did Timmy know that he was ruining the life of that collie... SO there you have it, the Original Lassie hangs out with Keith and John in the Heavenly pub.   
*Fatness Levels~ Let's get one thing straight~ John wasn't that fat! The whole fat-John thing started when Jena noticed John's various weight differences throughout his career... and began giving him a Fatness level (1-10)... Now you can find that we poke fun at John's fat... we feel bad really, but it's funny. HE REALLY NEVER WAS THAT FAT... just a little bigger than the rest of The Who... more bass guitarist to love yo~!
*Random bouts of Cursing, bitch!~ What can we say, bitch? Sometimes we have to do what a couple of crazy Who fans got to do, bitch! Why must you question our motives, ass-face? Just take it, you pad, stupid tampon! Why must you wonder why, bung-hole?.... sometimes these things just happen... bitch! But it's all in good fun, bitch! But whatever~ whatever~ we do what we want! Dog wipe!
*Slick and/or Snail Trail~ If ever we say the word "Slick" and/or "Snail Trail", we are totally referring to Keith Moon. Why "Slick" and/or "Snail Trail"? Because of the way he looks after playing a few numbers on stage... nice-n-sweaty or in other words~ "Slick".  
*Mumbly Joe~ A nice little nick-name for the one they call Roger Daltrey. Why you ask? Because of his uncanny ability to screw things up. Notice~ He has forgotten many a lyric on live stage (Including a cue on Pinball Wizard and We Dont' Get Fooled Again)...  two VERY popular songs. It's funny really~! So again, that is why we dubbed Roger "Mumbly Joe"~!
*Rod Munch~ Or Rodney Munchable. Rod Munch is a funny name anyway... but once we bought an item on ebay (ebay-aholics) and the guy from whom we bought it from became disgruntled and money crazed. He was a crazy Canadian, he was. Nowadays, Rod Munch can be just about anyone.  
*"I WANT MY..."~ If ever we write anything stating "I want my _____!", that is because Jena was watching a program on VH1, listing the most memorable music moments on tv and one of them was the creation of MTV. The brand new MTV had a slogan, "I want my MTV!" and the commercials that relayed the slogan were of various music artist indeed stating "I want my MTV". Well, low and behold, there was Pete Townshend, screaming off the top of his lungs, "I WANT MY MTV!!!!" with this crazed look in his eyes. It was funny! Don't worry Pete, you'll get your MTV. 
*Chest!~ On The 25th Anniversary of Tommy video, Pete goes into detail about how he was fed up with the rock opera itself and how he was extremely fed up with Roger's chest. When he described Roger after Woodstock, he used these exact words~ "Chest- RAWR" (then he makes this motion as if he were some kind of monster or somthing). It's really funny to see and even more funny to hear~! So if we say "Chest- RAWR" you know we're referring to Roger and his hairless chest that he seems to like to bare fore the world to see... Poor Pete, so very fed up with the chest...
*The Simpsons~ As you might have notices, we LOVE The Simpsons (especially the episode featuring The Who). We love them so much that Saren has devoted many an hour in drawing Simpson-like art that is featured on this site. So yeah, Simpsons, gotta love 'em!
Well, that concludes FYI... Bitch! We hope that by (if you read it to) the end of this page that you've gain some insight of why we say/write/draw the things we say/write/draw. At least we know it's good for something~!
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