Smash Your Head Against the Wall
If John decided to make a solo album and this was his first one, I'd shake his hand. Oh wait... Well, I didn't get the chance to shake his hand, but this album defines John in his fullest. The title track "My Size" makes for a great rock song! It is said to be (and is) the sequal to the infamous "Boris the Spider". The great thing about John is that he doesn't artistically write a song. He writes like I do, using an experience that happened to me... it's sad really. In anycase, the album is full of catchy, fast songs such as "Pick Me Up (Big Chicken) and "What Kind of People are They" as well as slow, morbid tunes like "Ted End" (a song about a forgotten funeral) and "I Believe in Everything" (a song about... well... believing in everything). Certainly an album than can be heard all the way through without any stops! I give this album a Creepy Crawly rating of 5! Kick ass!!!!   
Track List~
1. My Size
2. Pick Me Up (Big Chicken)
3. What Are We Doing Here?
4. What Kind of People are They
5. Heaven and Hell
6. Ted End
7. You're Mine
8. No. 29 External Youth
9. I believe in Everything
10. Cinnamon Girl