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[web master-->Thomas A. Carder -- CAP President

Let me start off by saying .. that this site is a complete abomination. I've said it once & I'll say it again. Christianity is a cult .. & this is exactly the kind of sheltered, brainwashing smut that makes me say this. Yes ,, SMUT .. this site is off in Candy Land .. saving us filthy Americans from the epitome of what they really are. Hate mongers who spread world wide ignorance. But really .. how could you blame them .. when their own god is a hate spreading bigot *himself*. Not to mention an anti-feminist. Oh .. and By the way .. if you're a christian who supports this kind of insipid filth .. get the fuck off my site!

--We tell mom & dad the truth about films so THEY can make an informed decision whether a film is fit for their family BEFORE they see it.--

How kind of them. Too bad their *truth* is as distorted as their religion. Why don't we just put all your kids in solitary confinement until they are 18. Then .. when they go out into the real world and see the horror of it all .. they will most likely A.)blow their brains out or B.)Go clinically insane. Not only is this site another example of how lazy most Americans are ... it's also sad proof of how pitiful they are as parents. What ever happened to common sense and personal opinion? In a country that would rather show mutilated entrails and gratuitous violence over the naked body and sex .. I can see where common sense has been completely lost. I wonder where we got the idea that sex is a dirty thing? Hmmmmm .... I wonder ..

We then proceed into the "You Make All Christians Look Bad. You Should Be More Tolerant." page. This is one of the CAP's responses & the basis of their answer :

--We will NOT situationally redefine or conditionally apply His Word to suit modern ethics and false religions or even to avoid invading the comfort zone of Christians. For too long, well-meaning clergy have pabulum fed the people with watered down Scriptures to avoid invading the comfort zone. We will not do that. We love you too much to feed you lies and less-than-truths.--

Wow .. that's such an interesting statement. You see .. if you want to back up your own hateful lifestyle with such rubbish .. why don't you explain to me exactly how you sacrifice a bull on your alter for your lord(Lev. 1:9). Or if you indeed find eating shellfish to be an abomination(Lev. 11:10). Or if you would ever think to sell your daughter into slavery as I know your *gods infallible word* permits this.(Exodus 21:7) I highly doubt all these things you follow .. not to mention more rediculum that I wont waste my readers time with. Which means .. you also conditionally apply *his* word to suit modern ethics .. therefore .. your argument is a lie. Must I continue?

As for your bringing 'false religions' into this. The early descendents of your religion had no problem suiting other religions to push their agenda on them. Most christian holidays were taken from holidays to worship other dieties such as Mithras, & Horus .. because it was much easier to convert people by familiarity and assimilation. We can also add to that the fact that many Christian rites were taken from older religions .. one example being the Catholic practice of eating 'Jesus Flesh' .. in the form of a circular wafer. This was a very prominent Ancient Egyptian practice. Except that it was the body of Osiris & that the wafer was a disk of grain (symbolizing the sun disk of Ra). Yet I'm sure you would call this and all the other religions your religion stole from heretical and false. Just more ignorant hypocrisy that lays beyond the surface of your truths. The comfort zone of you Christians is still .. and always will be .. 'ignorance is bliss'.

Now onto the good stuff. The 'Entertainment Media Analysis Reports' page. This is where CAP Saints rate movies for us sinful rejects .. and our hellion spawn. There are so many movie write-ups to pick from .. all of them I'm sure .. are as hilarious as the next. As I was scanning through I came across this write-up for the movie .. 'The Birdcage' ..

--I could not justify spending the time and effort necessary to do a complete analysis of The Birdcage. After 25 minutes of the show I had one and a half recording logs of homosexual suggestions and activities. There were other examples of unacceptable material, but none so thick as homosexuality. I apologize if you were expecting to see a complete review of The Birdcage, but there are some things I can stand, and some things I cannot stand -- this movie was "cannot." It was glorification of homosexuality, pure and simple. Great scott!! Robin Williams, the voice of Genie in Aladdin who said "I love you too, Al" and acting with children in Jumanji was right there on the screen kissing on other men! I am aware of Williams' use of foul language and sexual material in some movies, but whodda thought? It may be illegal in Canada and other countries to speak out against homosexuality, but not in America. Not yet, at least. No...I am not a homophobe. I do not fear or hate the homosexual, I just hate homosexuality. My suggestion is...don't watch this movie. --

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If that statement isn't a load of stinking idiocy .. I don't know what is. First of all .. the statement about Robin Williams is completely hilarious. I found no write-ups for Aladdin or Jumanji .. both of which are filled to the brim with evil demonic magic .. magic carpet rides .. genies .. and a magical board game .. uh oh .. can we say Ouija? I suppose kissing other men is worse .. although Harry Potter was ripped to shreads for it's magical content. But ..Whodda thought? What a lame ass. It SHOULD be illegal for silly twats like 'Thomas A. Carder - CAP President' to even own a web page spouting such twisted logic. Too bad it's not ... yet. And of course .. some more twisted oxymoron .. to make you believe our buddy Thomas is a nice guy. He doesn't fear or hate homosexuals .. just homosexuality. Lets just beat the *gay* out of them .. and string them up like scarecrows .. like Matthew Sheppard. I know your God will approve .. just as long as you confess.

I don't hate Christians .. I just hate Christianity.

If you want more cretinous bullshit .. I suggest you read the CAP write-ups to your favourite movies. I suggest the write-up to American Psycho .. which I found better than a late night HBO stand-up piece. Or how about Dogma, the Matrix, or Death To Smoochy. You wont be disappointed. My favourites .. unfortunately .. were not present in the CAP list.

This page makes me physically ill .. and I cannot stand to read another sentence from this devolved fool. This is to you Thomas .. you filthy hate-whore. Get the fuck off the Internet .. and go back to your church .. and your dirty old pedophile child raping priest .. you dumbfuck! You are a disgrace to humanity and a waste of good web spacing.

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