?/oTAKU sUNTAN\?--Vegeta & Lisa Get Freaky

No one knew Vegeta had a retarded, deformed twin brother. Oh wait .. that's just more shit ass fanart.

For my first ever entry to Vicious Reality .. we will begin with a site .. which is the epitome of the reasoning for the existance of VR in the first place. Never before was I ever so horrified, disgusted & just down right disgruntled by a site. Bad HTML, putrid graphics, psychotic poetry & a creator so deranged & arrogant .. you wish to Kami you knew how to hack into geocities to mangle the piss out of her & her shameful creation. This thing is called Vegeta and Lisa get Freaky, a shrine to Vegeta of DBZ .. & Lisa .. you are about to earn yourself a spot in a truely Vicious Reality.

We begin with the splash page .. & a glimpse into what we are in store for .. the stinking mouth of Hell. Passing by the cruedly scribbled 'fanart' .. we are awaited by huge .. ugly primary coloured text.

--Vegeta and Lisa FOREVER! So le'ss Get Freaky... The FIRST shrine to a girl and her undying and insane love for the Saiya-jin No Ouji...

I'm guessing this chic is 12 .. and 'freaky' is something she saw the neighbors dogs doing while her daddy was telling her of the birds & the bees. We also see that she has no concept of reality .. nor that the concept of shrines for Vegeta have been along way before Cartoon Network mangled the series .. which is obviously where she views it. She's all ready self-proclaimed her insanity .. no need for me to elaborate on this one.

--Best if you got a nice variety of colors... like on my other older computer, the red is orange... it SHOULD be red anyway... Everything looks perfectly normal to me... So if somethin's out of place or discolored, it's you.

My computer is brand new .. & the font is orange twit. Either you're colour blind .. or just plain stupid .. my bets on the later. Yet again .. another moron that can't type 'red' into the font color HTML code.

We then fight the terrible urge to click the back button .. & step over the threshold ..

--But let it be known: I am the ONLY one that has ever created a shrine for Vegeta and themselves. With love like mine, obsession, and all the crap I own of him, I'm his biggest otaku. If you'd like to foolishly argue with that, do so.

She's all ready exploiting her stupidity before I even get halfway down this rainbow ass page. I feel no need to argue with this twisted logic .. I fear to know what horrible tortures she puts her Vegeta action figure through. If only they vibrated .. huh Lisa? Paper cuts are this girls wounds of love .. give it to him good baby .. he likes it right there by the fragment of rat hair .. the one that accidentally fell into the paper maker at the factory. We wont explain to Lisa that 'otaku' is not really a good thing .. it's more fun that way.

--7/13/01: Yeah, baby. Look!! It's a statement. I've had a tough ass time with everything that's been going on for a half a year.. And I'd love to start updatin' again. This site sucks CRAP. The layout, the art, the stories, the parodies, the poems... It all sucks like hell. I don't know if I'll be fixing this. I don't know if I even have the desire to. It's a huge mess. But hey. We'll see.

It's painful for Lisa to live through life .. waiting for her prince to come take her away. I'm waiting for the psycho ward to take her away. Lisa then lets us know that she's finally grasped some sort of terms with reality .. by telling us how rank her site really is .. but reverts back to idiocy when she ponders 'fixing it up'. Do us all a favour .. tear down this stinking loaf of shit .. & then proceed to put your head through your comp screen.

I then proceed to the 'Vegeta & Lisa' section .. here we have the story of how Vegeta & Lisa got 'together' & a frightening glimpse into this freaks malfunctioning pee brain .. We get some bizarre .. sick fucking story involving Robotech. Since when did DBZ characters start playing rolls in shitty anime series .. I don't know. The story becomes even more interesting when Lisa is impregnated by Vegeta .. (daddy forgot to tell Lisa about 'the condom' .. the worthless tramp) & has Trunks & ... 'Panties'. *snickers* Only a rotten cunt would name their brat after an undergarment.

--Lisa: That was pretty damn long but... a billion other things happen and... If you read this... you are BORED.

Or laughing our asses off .. either way .. you're one sick fuck Lisa.

As if it couldn't get more disturbing .. what is feared by all from twisted shits like this .. "Poetry' *twitch*. There are so many .. but I feared for my sanity .. so I just clicked one link .. & I should have got the fuck out of dodge .. but no .. I was compelled .. it was like trying not to look at road kill ..

--All I need is he
And that’s the way it was meant to be

No other holds tight to these hips
No other will kiss these lips
No other will keep these tears dried
No other belongs inside
Up through that canal of love
As soft and lithe as a beautiful dove

*twitch* @_@ It's so much worse than I ever imagined. Must .. flee. This poem should be entitled .. 'Ode to my Plastic Hunk of Love'. Good thing action figure Vegeta has sharp .. pointy hair .. if I get lucky .. she may rupture something & make herself steral. I can always dream. I highly doubt she'll find anyone that would want to come within 50 ft of her clammy canal of love. 'As yellow & chunky as cottage cheeeeeeeesseeee!'

By now .. I'm ready to leave .. before my sanity leaves .. but just one more click. 'Vegeta Revelation' or some crap like that. This page is Lisa's attempt to justify her demented obsession with Vegeta. Her anology .. if you can even call it that .. is that a person obsessed with Ricky Martin is the same as her obsession with Vegeta. That because neither will ever meet their 'dream man' .. that neither are different. Both of you are retards .. Ricky Martin is a chachee bitch anyways. Fuck twats ..

--When you tell people, from your own ignorant point of view, that they're insane, crazy, on crack, etc you crush them. CAN'T YOU PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT *SOME* OF US HAVE IMAGINATIONS?!

I'm sorry my dear Lisa .. but I had hoped that you WERE on crack. Even the clinically insane can live a nice life .. drooling all over their straight jackets & ripping out their eyelashes. But you .. you have no hope. Upon viewing this massacre of Akira Toriyama's best character .. I would like to see you dropped with an elephant gun .. point blank. Yes .. an imagination is nice .. but damn bitch .. keep your fucked over, crack pot of an 'imagination' to yourself! I don't care that you're a mizerable person .. I don't care that you molest yourself with plastic .. & I sure as hell don't care about your worthless obsession. Get the fuck off the internet & seek help .. pronto.

You are left with the incoherent babble of our buddy Lisa .. what eloquence.

"They hacked up my garden
They tore down my fence
They reached into my mind
And took my common sense."

Thanks for the cheap laugh .. you jive ass.

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