uBER cHEESE?//*NOW* .. wITH *MORE* cHEESE fLAVOUR!!!\?

?/oTAKU sUNTAN\?--Transylvanian Hunger

Tuck your tits in you sloppy BITCH .. THIS is why I BEAT YOU!!! Don't give me that look!!! *THWAP!*

--'Come & lose yourself in Mistress *Thorns* Vampyre Erotica!'

Yeah .. yeah .. we'll lose ourselves all right .. in the cracks of all that flab! Damn bitch .. put some clothes on! I know you shop at Good Will .. but for the love of Kami .. next time buy something that hasn't disintegrated yet! This rotten uber has some nerve .. stealing part of my alias. Although .. she just HAD to be THAT cheesy .. & add *Mistress* into the mix .. the mark of a true candy corn cracker! Watch out for the low flying bat .gifs .. wez found ourself a uber ta BURN!

--'Must be 18 or older to enter this site.'

This should read .. 'Must be a self indulged, fat fuck with smeared lipstick!!!' This chic looks like she could be no more than 14 .. what are we doing .. serving blood spiked suds in here or what. Get on with the fuckin CRAP you dizzy dirt cheap WHORE!

--I am his liquid candy.
He feircely kisses me and whispers
lanquid love ~ making me burn in agony.
A dripping torrent of violent pleasure.
Embrace me
Then drink from my body's warm velvet.

*does the spooky goth dance* I think you've had WAY too much *liquid candy* .. then again .. one more fried braincell wont hurt anything. The moron must have dropped her uber dictionary on this one .. it's LANGUID you WORTHLESS waste of sperm! Why don't you submit this one to *ViciousThorns Ubertry of the Month* .. I'll give you a lifetimes supply of PLUR .. right up your hampster filled rectum! I sure the hell don't want to drink from your body's 'warm velvet' .. but I'll poach your ass & sell the blubber to some damn expensive makeup companies! OHHOOOHHOO .. ne . ne Gen .. man the harpoons! We're gonna be RICH!!!

--I am Death.
I am a mystery that has yet to be solved.
My face is unknown.
I am hidded within the darkness.
I am blackened, opaque between good and evil.
Souless and grave....
I am a bullet to your head and a knife to your throat.
I am suicide, muder, homiced.
I have no hope.

I am Satan .. & I say .. just let this bitch BURN! Burn her rotten .. stink filled carcass! I'll gladly do a spooky lil jig & spit on her ashes! The mystery yet to be solved .. is what the password is to this shit fuck site .. so I can hack it to pieces & bomb this crack heads hardrive .. to ensure this shit AINT comin back! 'My face is unknown' .. she promised she'd keep that grocery bag over her head .. if her momma let her spray paint it black. hO HO .. let's hope those fumes asphyxiate her ass! *crosses fingers* Yes .. you are precisely right .. you have NO hope .. I'll ensure that one. *puts rat poison into her fang glue* ooohhoooHOOO. *cough*

--Taste the bittersweet wine from the white of my neck. The golden red syrup raging in the intwined vessels within my wrist

Mrs. Butterworths aint got nothin on you baby! Can someone well read in anatomy .. kindly explain to me .. what 'the white of a neck' is. I'm just *dying* to know .. no pun intended.

--*VAMPYRE-FRIENDLY SITE -- "Fangs" for stopping by!*

*snickers* Vampire is ever so less spooky without the Y .. don't you think? Speaking of puns .. was that LAME .. or was it just the web *Mistress*? OOH HOO. *cough*

That's enough all ready .. you monsterous hefer .. go take a flyin fuck at the moon! No stake would make it through all those layers of gelatinous fat .. good thing I still got my trusty elephant gun. DROP DEAD BITCH! BUHWAHAHAHAAA!!!! I got your coffin right here & ready ta nail shut!

<-<3-< ViciousThorn

P.S. You best be off to see the Wizard bitch .. you're a few bats short in your belfry! *cackles wildly* DING DONG do do do do do doooo!!!.

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