A kindergarten pupil told his
teacher he had found a cat.
She asked
him if it was dead or alive. “Dead” she was informed.
“How do you
know?” she asked her pupil.
“Because I
pissed in it’s ear and it didn’t move.” answered the
child innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?” the teacher exclaimed
in surprise.
“You know,”
explained the boy, “I leaned over and went
‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”