His asperations are to be a well known wrestler/IT God. He figures, if he can't man-handle some geeks with a bag of cock rings, he'll take his anger our on the computer.
Hello from Scotland!
I have a serious inquiry about your product.
You see, I have a neighbor that likes to stick it to mutt-dog. I want to nail this chap's ass to the bottom as they say. You know, really stick it to the old man, but I need a way to spot him on the tele as it were.
How can you assure me that your fancy camera will work? I really want to nail his ass, you see? This bloke is a real bastard. Poor dog, and the chap's young ones sometimes watch.
So, how can I use your fancy bastard cameras to really stick it to this bloody fuck?
I'd buy it if the bastard thing really works..
Lester
From: Lester Mulhoney [mailto:lestermulhoney@hotmail.com]
Sent: Monday, October 14, 2002 4:18 PM
To: Cathy
Subject: Hello Cathy!
Cathy,
I’m looking for opportunities. I’m a Scotsman looking for
employment in the Louisville area, specifically telecom.
I’ve seen what your company can do, and I think I can do it
a bloody lot better than ½ of those dolts.
Keep me in touch, las...
Les
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From: Cathy
To: ‘Lester Mulhoney’
Subject: RE: Hello Cathy!
Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 16:29:56 -0400
Les, thank you for your interest.
What type of specific employment opportunities are you looking for? Please
apply online and we’d be happy to consider you for
any open and qualifying positions.
Thank you.
Cathy
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-----Original Message-----
From: Lester Mulhoney
Sent: Monday, October 14, 2002 4:35 PM
To: Cathy
Subject: RE: Hello Cathy!
What kind of work? Telecom work, what the bloody-hell do you think I'm
looking for.
Look: Your company needs me. Why? Because they damn well need to get some REAL
work done. Period. Squat. Your company has been fagging around for well over
two years now, trying to recover from various setbacks. I can do some good
there. I can lift things, type documents, empty the "trash" and perhaps
assist in board-level, feature card installation on the NEC 2400 system,
integrating IP technology on serial card level bios rboot....Just accept
this email as my resume.
I'm ready to work and I've got a work Visa.
From: Lester Mulhoney
Sent: Thursday, November 09, 2000 9:26 AM
To: Billy Donald
Hi Bill. I got you're name from James Bucanen as a someone I can talk to about wresling. I want to be a wresler and I work in collections. I am real big and strong and think I have a good shot.
Thank you,
Les
From: Lester Mulhoney
Sent: Friday, December 01, 2000 10:05 AM
To: Mr. Smith
Subject: IS Department
Hi Mr. Smith,
My name is Lester and I am a good friend of Ed Wamper.
I am real smart and am interested in getting a job in your department. I am an Engineer and recently moved to this country from Scotland. I have taken a crap job in Marketing to get "in-the-door" but would like to take over your voice systems and your network systems.
I have excellent credentials. I am also very strong too and I am pushy, but I am worth it.
I will be setting up a meeting with your secretary very soon. I look forward to it.
Thank you for your time.
Lester Mulhoney
Sent: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 16:10:21 -0500
To: Ms Beasey
Subject: Employment
HELLO MS BEASEY
I RECENTLY RECEIVED A REFERENCE AND A BIO KIT WITH SAMPLES FROM
MS ALLEN, THAT YOU MAY POSSIBLY BE INTERESTED IN THE ADULT
ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.
IF YOU ARE SERIOUS, PLEASE CALL ME AT 1-800-244-????. HIT THE # KEY,
AND ASK FOR LESTER. I LOOK FORWARD TO SPEAKING WITH YOU. WE ARE RATHER IMPRESSED WITH YOUR SAMPLES.
LESTER MULHONEY
DIRECTOR OF ENTERTAINMENT/MAINTENANCE
I understand that you are looking for employment in the adult entertainment industry. I have received a reference and bio kit with samples from a Mr. Hunt. If this is a serious inquiry, please contactme at 1-800-223-????.
Thank You,
Lester Mulhoney
Mgr of Public Relations/Booking
