Victims of TISM Support Group

I Might Be A C*nt, But I'm Not A F*cking C*nt (1)

I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like pornos, but Baywatch (2) is f*cking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat

I might be a c*nt, but I'm not a f*cking c*nt.

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows (3)
I might watch A Current Affair, but Frontline (4) also.
I might like Tarantino (5), but sometimes you've gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?

Annotations

1. This is a reference to the last line in Quentin Tarantino's From Dusk Till Dawn: "Kate honey, I may be a bastard. But I'm not a fucking bastard."
2. Baywatch is a tits and bums US TV series, starring Pamela Anderson
3. Port Power is the former South Australian League football team, Port Adelaide, who were promoted to the AFL. The Crows are a team created specifically as a South Australian team for the AFL. The former has a supporter-base developed over the years it has participated in a state-based competition, while the latter has the money to put a team into the national competition.
4. Current Affair is a 'serious' current affairs program, parodied by Frontline.
5. Quentin Tarantino is director of films including Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction.