These are a collection of quotes that Roman said I thought were cute or funny or, hell, just plain clever
"Well, I do I have the hair grease anyways"
In response to Danae's "peace love and hair grease" email message ending
"It's a special story about a special cat that I pulled out of my special ass"
Taken from the Sequentail Tart interview. His response to his newest novel "The Cat With The Really Big Head"
"I was blowing out smoke, so that is why my face looks like the Elephant man. That, and I look like the Elephant Man."
His excuse to looking bad in a picture. Although in my opinion he doesn't look that bad.
"Shit. I just turned 30 three hours ago. Life is over."
His response to turning 30.
"Anytime I'd walk near him, he'd puff up all huge, and sway back and forth(kind of like Cher)"
Talking about his pet chameleon named Big Guy who died.