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ABRAXAS
       "Run, Tommy Run!"
Man of many talents Jesse "The Body" Ventura (Summer Slam '98),  plays some kind of robot from the future or something and chases people slowly.  He has time to bleed.  Good for fans of Ventura's work only.
Anthony- Da   Brett- Da   Dave- Da   Moe- Da
AIRBORNE
ALIEN SPACE AVENGER
        "No witnesses!"
Aliens come to invade Earth and are scared of Flash Gordon.  There are also comic book-style cutaways. Not much else happens.  Don't waste your time.  Silly.
Anthony- Da   Brett- Dr Dave- Da
AMERICAN JUSTICE
          "Wetbacks!!!"
Major Dad is a major lameass as he struggles to keep Mexicans out of our country.  It lied and deceived.  Avoid.
Anthony- 2HT   Brett- 2HT   Dave- 2HT   Moe- 2HT
AMITYVILLE DOLLHOUSE
         "Its in his ear!"
So far removed from the original "Amityville" movies, this sequel is silly and enjoyable.  Why, we don't know.  We do know it featured potatomen, some helpful biker, a hot mom and a demon that looked like Keeb. Check this one out if you like crappy horror sequels (and who doesn't).
Anthony- SR   Brett- SR   Dave- R   Moe- SR
AMSTERDAMNED
THE AMY FISHER STORY
ANDRE THE GIANT: LARGER THAN LIFE
APARTMENT ZERO
A*P*E*
THE ARENA
ARMY OF ONE