The Killing of Satan (1983 )
				"Satan, you're yellow!"
			Director: Efren C. Pinon Starring: Ramon Revilla
	What powers should a man possess to challenge the prince of darkness?  So the front of the big box asks and so you should be asking yourself throughout the movie and long after its ended (abruptly I might add).  This wildly fantastical Filipino oddity revolves around Lando, the "portly protagonist" and badassed nephew of an uncle who has "strange powers", as does eveyone else in the town. When the uncle goes to the "big orange stone in the sky" and Satan's minions (who resemble one of those "gay gangs" that fox did a special on) kidnap his daughter, the stage is set for one of the most unique, wild, crazy, nonsensical, movies in film history. SO UNIQUE, in fact, that it  seems like the makers of this movie had never even SEEN a movie before. you will NEVER see a movie like the Killing of Satan. You will learn about: left-hand powers, naked, caged women, God, Satan, the prince of magic, snake-tying, snake-boy, snake MAN, and, of course, snake GIRL. AND MUCH MORE!!!!! see this or be lame forever!! Anthony: Lando fist-fights the Devil and has a friend named Rando (maybe). SR           Brett: See this or die...a must see.  OR Dave:  Strange powers with Atari-Sounding special effects. SR