Terminal Entry (1986)R

"Terminate... COLONEL SANDERS!!"

Director:  John Kincade Stars:  Yaphet Kotto, Edward Albert

Someone we watched this with called it the most interesting movie he has ever seen.  No lie.  It was as if the directors put everything that was remotely popular in the 80's in the movie and figured it was a slam dunk.  Its actually a poorly executed mish-mash of half-baked ideas.  Which isn't to say it wasn't also very entertaining.  It starts out as an action movie, switches to a soft-core porno flick, then its a teen romp, then there's ninjas, arabs, mexicans, sci-fi, horror (a Jason knock-off), and an evil computer program.  Lets not forget the older brother from Mr. Belvedere, Hall of Famer Yaphet Kotto, and a mustache guy who refuses to open his mouth yet somehow manages to deliver the most dumbassed dialog this side of "Sweet Revenge."  If you love the 80's...check this out. Recommended.

Anthony- I want to be the Secretary of Soda.   SR Brendan- Its the poor man's war games.      Dr Brett- Its like a time machine... for your eyes!   SR Dave- Paul Smith's best work prior to Outlaw Force (and Gor).   R