Grandson of a man who once gave Ernest Borgnine a hotfoot, and son to a couple who saw "The Legacy" while it was still in the theaters, Anthony was destined to view crapulence with the best of them. Insists on automatic Rickys for movies starring Borgnine or Michael Caine, and automatic Transplants for movies with "it was all a dream" endings. A true veteran, but of what...
A distant relative of Ernest Borgnine, Brendan claims to like "movies that don't suck" so why the hell is he involved in this project? If he rated a movie as a Danner, its probably because he fell asleep during it. Brendan was there for the least amount of movies but his comments about people's beards, rice, tax collectors, and other things that have no damn connection to what is going on in the movie are always/ never appreciated. Not to mention Dairy Queen's magnetic pull on him...
The only guy who has suffered through every movie on the list, start to finish, not to mention hundreds more. Has a genuine love for trash cinema and despite it, has managed to stay sharp enough to remember minute details of all this crap. Plus, he has a grandfather that eerily resembles Ernest Borgnine. A true warrior in the world of shite movies much like Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfield. Or maybe he's a masochist...
His undetermined connection to Ernest Borgnine is but one of the mysteries surrounding this enigmatic figure. His love for Captain Kronos is equalled only by his loyalty to lesser-appreciated female stars such as Tarper and Candace MacKenzie. Prone to streaky performances in everything including funny comments. It is anyone's guess when he will strike again...
Rarely meets a movie he doesn't like. Most common lines include "that outfit looks good but it would look better crumpled on my floor," "get naked," "shut up, Brendan" and "I'm a big fat guy." When giving ratings, will always "go so far as to say" a higher rating than everyone else. Always take Moe's ratings with a grain of salt. Well on the road to becoming Ernest Borgnine...
