Order of the * Jeweled * Toad
... porro * unum * est necessarium ...
Grand Commander
William Jennings * Bryan * (US Secretary of State, 1913-1915)
Knights First Class
Hans Christen * Andersen * (Danish Fabulist)
Alexander Hamilton * Fish * (US Secretary of State, 1869-1877)
Samuel P. * Huntington * (Harvard Clashist)
Jack * Kemp * (GOP pol)
Knights Second Class
Charles * Colson * (Watergate Felon)
Knights Economy Class
Don Juan * Federalista * (Vrook Journalist)
Joseph * Sobran * (Little Friend of the Fetus)
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