Order of the * Jeweled * Toad

... porro * unum * est necessarium ...

Grand Commander

William Jennings * Bryan * (US Secretary of State, 1913-1915)

Knights First Class

Hans Christen * Andersen * (Danish Fabulist)
Alexander Hamilton * Fish * (US Secretary of State, 1869-1877)
Samuel P. * Huntington * (Harvard Clashist)
Jack * Kemp * (GOP pol)

Knights Second Class

Charles * Colson * (Watergate Felon)

Knights Economy Class

Don Juan * Federalista * (Vrook Journalist)
Joseph * Sobran * (Little Friend of the Fetus)

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