No Ross.  Just one Rachel here.
My Friends
(And you wonder how I got this way.)

Here's a lot of what you didn't want to know about people you've probably never seen before. Seriously, though, these are some of my friends from FHS, the Lubbock area, the internet, or wherever I met them. If you'd like to see your shining face up here, e-mail me your picture! Even if you don't have a pic, lemme know and I'll write something nasty about ya.
All names are listed left to right. Click on a highlighted name to visit that person's home page!
Me
This one was taken in January -- note the pasty white skin and the dark hair.
 
Jan Nelson
It's a rare person who can say that their grandmother has as strong (if not stronger) a web presence as themselves. Please visit her site; she'd appreciate it. And she's not as clingy as she thinks I think she is.
Andante
Nelson-Harris
Otherwise known as Andi the Wonderdog. But not Andi the Waterdog. She hates baths. No, I mean shereeeeeeeally hates them. But I love her anyway.
 
Rachel Pharr Nick Haigood
Leave it to Disney to come up with a ride that has an auto showroom as a gift shop.

Rachel and Nick are two of my best friends, despite the fact that they're on the drumline. Both of them are amazing percussionists, and they're very smart, to boot... except when they're around each other.

Jessica GageJessica Romo
Brad Hutcheson
Brad's in between two women. No wonder he's smiling.

Seriously, Brad and the Jessicas are three great friends, and each of them brings their own neuroses and wonderful personalities (I think between the three of them, they have about seven) into my life.  They never fail to make me feel somewhat normal.

MeRenee Blair
Prom '99. Sadly, it turned out that she was a fem-bot.

"Wait a tick... that means I'm single again! Oh, behave!"

Kristin Slaten
Melissa LukeJoy Marcum
FHS Grads '99. Nice girls, all. But they all play clarinet (or bass clarinet, in Melissa's case). Well, nobody's perfect.

(P.S. Jason told me to tell you to make sure you knew that the one in the middle is his girlfriend. Hands off, bub.)

Tim Hanson
FHS Grad '99. And I have to credit him with most of these scans. Just don't ask him about the teeny-bopper band that shares his name.
Chris CaslerChris Sharp
Adrianne Gallatin
Two from Lubbock HS, one from Monterey. This was obviously not taken the weekend of the Spurs Game.

At the request of the fox in the middle, I've removed all demeaning references to her squinting. So there.

Casie White
We met in person when she came to Frenship last year. We got to know each other online, and now we basically just whine, gripe, and give counsel to each other. Help support her. Buy Baskin-Robbins.
Sarah Tremaine
Where she got a nickname like Inkberryradish, I'll never know (actually, I do know, but it stil just doesn't "click" quite yet)... one of my first online musician friends, she has her own cool web page, and she plays the violin. Well, two out of three ain't bad.
Randy Amasia
Time for a Video Daily Double:
Depicted here on Jeopardy!, this man has his own group of followers dubbed Minions, has won well over $30,000 in cash and prizes on national game shows, and has a strange penchant for donuts.
Who is Don Corleone, Alex?
Oooh, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. That'll cost you 100,000 Minion Points.
P. Kellach
Waddle
Say hello to the new conductor of the Austin Philharmonic!
("The Austin Philharmonic?")
Yes, the Austin Philharmonic.
I wanna go home!