Quotes, Sayings, Etc.

Quotes and other stuff

I love quotes. A few summers back, when I was at camp, my friends and I dug up a big collection of them, and then hung many of them on the walls of my dorm on neon sheets of paper. See?

I must say I've come accross many more since then... better ones too! Since I don't have a dorm with boring white walls anymore, I'm going to "hang them up" right here... They range from thought-provoking to insparational to just plain funny. Hope you enjoy!!!!

NEW: RANDOM HUMOR:

A good argument for the use of punctuation, straight from my refrigerator: PLASTIC BOTTLE GOOD SOURCE OF VITAMIN C (yum!)

"Kaci, your hair is wearing lots of S's." Jacob, age 5

From RD: "Required Reading" (HA! hahahaa!)
I Lost My Balance by Eileen Dover and Phil Down

How I Won the Marathon by Randy Holeway

How to Write Big Books by Warren Peace

The German Bank Robbery by Hans Zupp

Brilliance of email spam- an actual subject line:
TIRED OF LOOKING LIKE A HAIRY GORILLA? (Well... not really.)

And the old quotes............

"When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy." -Anon.

"Who is there that, in logical words, can express the effect music has on us? A kind of inarticulate, unfathomable speech, which leads us to the edge of the infinite, and lets us for moments gaze into that!" - Thomas Carlyle

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter ---E. E. cummings

"Wouldn't it be wonderful if there was all the money in the world for schools and the military had to have a fund-raiser to raise money for all their bombs?" --Sue Hatrick

"Everyday the world turns over on someone who's just been sitting on top of it." --unknown

"Things turn out best for those that make the best of the way things turn out." --Art Linkletter

"Don't marry the person you can live with, marry the person you can't live without." --Author Unknown

"They call it baby-sitting but all you do is run after them." --unknown

The past is behind you. It's time you stopped looking back at all the bad stuff and look to the future and all the good stuff you have to look forward to.

Be creative - not created.

"Worry is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere."

"Integrity: Doing the right thing...even when no one is looking."

"I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

"My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular."

"There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved." --George Sand

"Until you know that life is interesting--and find it so--you haven't found your soul"-- Fisher, Geoffrey

"I personally think it's a poor idea to do something, or not do something, because of what someone else will think. No matter what you do, there's always going to be somebody, somewhere, thinking you're weird. It's a price you pay for living." Barbara Dana

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. " - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

"Continue to be yourself because in the end that's what people will remember about you."

"It says something about our times when you rarely see the word 'sinful' except to describe a really good dessert."

"Always forgive your enemies -- nothing annoys them so much." ~Oscar Wilde

"There are more fools in the world than there are people." ~Heinrich Heine

"It's great being young and insane."

"I am. Therefore, I think...I think."

"Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield."

"What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over."

"Smile...people will wonder what you've been up to... :)"

I spilt spot remover on my dog. He's gone now."

I'M NOT IGNORANT, WHATEVER THAT MEANS!!!!

On the other hand, is five fingers."

An eye for an eye would leave the world blind.

"If we couldn't laugh we'd all go insane."

Thinking upsets people.

"Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are." -Charles Augustin Sainte-Beauve

"A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same." -Elbert Hubbard

"The best proof of love is trust." -Joyce Brothers

"words are the pen of the heart, but music is the pen of the soul"

"If all the cars in the nation were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would still try to pass them."

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"Anything scarce is valuable:  Praise, for example."

"Be yourself.  No one can ever tell you that you're doing it wrong."

"The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything."

"Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else."

Caa thought it was strange that all the other crows kept calling his name.

"Then I saw your face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love - I'm a believer,
I couldn't leave ya if I tried."
The Monkees

"I use to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body, then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?"

"Of all the people I know, you are certainly one of them. (modification for you: Of all the people who have visited my quote page, you are certainly one of them)"

"When weird becomes normal, normal will become weird."

"May you live all the days of your life"

"Drive so that your permit expires before you do!"

"An optomist is someone who belives that they can break up the traffic jam by honking their horn."

"Whatever you do shall be wrong in someone's eyes."

"You never really think, it's all in your head."

"Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet."--Albert Einstein

"Always look straight ahead in life except for when you are walking in a cow pasture."

"I'm lost - I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return please ask me to wait."

"the brain is a wonderful organ! it begins working the moment that you wake up, and it doesn't quit working until you get to school."

"Due to lack of interest, tommorow has been cancelled."

"" You must look into people as well as at them." -- Chesterfield

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -- Eleanor Roosevelt

"Without music, life would be a mistake. - Nietzsche"

"Music expresses that which can not be said and on which it is impossible to be silent."

"The one who complains about the way the ball falls is usually the one who dropped it."

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful!"

"If music be the food of love, play on!" -William Shakespeare

"Music is the wine that fills up the cup of silence."

"The future is no place to place your better days." ~ Dave Matthews Band

"Other people make life interesting but you make it interesting also.... therefore it takes two types of people to make the world go 'round... YOU and everyone else.... "

"A smile no matter how yellow the teeth, and a handshake, no matter how dirty the hand, work wonders."

"Wherever you go... there you are!"

"What is weird? What is normal? Just OPINIONS!"

"The only way to have compelete freedom is to be all by yourself."

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

"We all write poems; it is simply that poets are the ones who write in words."

"Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?"

"..And then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."

"I feel the moments hurry on,
It was today, it's died away,
And now it is forever gone."
The Monkees

"The future is getting closer everyday..."

"But, today there is no day or night,
Today there is no dark or light,
Today there is no black or white,
Only shades of gray."
The Monkees

"Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness."

"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"

"It's often said that life is strange. But compared to what?" - Steve Forbert

"Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so."

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"Music has the power of producing a certain effect on the moral character of the soul, and if it has the power to do this, it is clear that the young must be directed to music and must be educated in it." - Aristotle

"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." (driving)

other stuff

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p>Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm not creative;
What's it to you? -Unknown

DEDBDspider (went up the water spout....)

Okay, okay. The last one is stupid.

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