Please allow me to introduce myself
          I'm a man of wealth and taste
          I've been around for a long, long year
          Stole many a man's soul and faith

          And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
          Had his moment of doubt and pain
          Made damn sure that Pilate
          Washed his hands and sealed his fate

          Pleased to meet you
          Hope you guess my name
          But what's puzzling you
          Is the nature of my game

          I stuck around St. Petersberg
          When I saw it was a time for a change
          Killed the Czar and his ministers
          Anastasia screamed in vain

          I rode a tank
          Held a general's rank
          When the Blitzkrieg raged
          And the bodies stank

          Pleased to meet you
          Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
          What's puzzling you
          Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

          I watched with glee
          While your kings and queens
          Fought for ten decades
          For the Gods they made

          I shouted out
          "Who killed the Kennedys?"
          When after all
          It was you and me

          Let me please introduce myself
          I'm a man of wealth and taste
          And I laid traps for troubadors
          Who get killed before they reached Bombay

          Pleased to meet you
          Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
          But what's puzzling you
          Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

          Pleased to meet you
          Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
          But what's confusing you
          Is just the nature of my game

          Just as every cop is a criminal
          And all the sinners saints
          As heads is tails
          Just call me Lucifer
          'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

          So if you meet me
          Have some courtesy
          Have some sympathy, and some taste
          Use all your well-learned politesse
          Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

          Pleased to meet you
          Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
          But what's puzzling you
          Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down

          Woo, who
          Oh yeah, get on down
          Oh yeah
          Oh yeah!

          Tell me baby, what's my name
          Tell me honey, baby guess my name
          Tell me baby, what's my name
          I tell you one time, you're to blame

          Ooo, who
          Ooo, who
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          Ooo, who, who
          Ooo, who, who
          Ooo, who, who
          Ooo, who, who
          Oh, yeah

          What's my name
          Tell me, baby, what's my name
          Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

          Ooo, who, who
          Ooo, who, who
          Ooo, who, who
          Ooo, who, who
          Ooo, who, who
          Ooo, who, who
          Ooo, who, who
          Oh, yeah

- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -