Guys, I would prefer that you don't three-dimensionalize my sheep.
There are some things that you need a guy for.
It's been a long time since I've taken a shower with someone.
I could also make some money working the streets.
I could jump on a velcro wall without a suit!
Don't talk about turning the penis on...
Window, bathroom, same thing.
I don't remember anything I haven't done in the coffee shop.
Orgasms don't really interest me.
They are pleasure toys for Ralph.
It's just a little thingy. Let the boys have their toys.
Come on bum, don't let me down now!
It could easily be a two-person position.
I want to get one of those foam guys; I hear they're really good.
Given the opportunity, I would eat Megan*.
You can frisk me if you want!
Is that a promise?
Let's go up to Julia's* room and turn our shirts inside out.
The exam's in Flemington!
Willie Nelson? But it would fall off!
*Name has been changed because I don't think these people would appreciate it if their names were attached. Also maybe one of them was me.