PIMPS OF SLP

 

VERSE 1 (A-Lo)

Pimp hoes, uh, with A-Bomb

Better watch out ‘cause we pimp your mom

See, we been pimping since ’98

We don’t pimp hoes that’s under the 1 and 8

See, we only into the finer things

We sit back smoke while hoes make us dream

What the fuck bitch, I don’t care

Rain, sleet, or snow you’d better get my money there

I’ve been pimping for way too long

But for how long I been pimping my pimp hand is still strong

Sitting here and we blowing on purp weed

I also been drinking pimp juice, hoe burp me

 

VERSE 2 (N Squared)

Now who woulda guessed?  It's a beautiful mess

Got my group selling records like a youthful prince

And now Squared’s shmoozin' ladies like he's cruising Mercedes

Hitting every single one like Slim Shady hits Dre beats

I bang all the milfs, from one mother to another

Sneak in and out in stealth like an undercover brother

I smother every other player on the scene

Leave a note nailed on the door that says I've gone fishing

And when I get back home I give my girl a pack of Rolo’s

Then I head back out ‘cause I got another ho, yo

Oh no, I'm tangled in a web

If these girls find out about me they might strangle me to death

I'm a pimp born and bred, gimme shrimp and corn bread

I leave these bitches with tattered dreams and torn dreads

I need more breasts, just can't get enough

I walk with a cane but have no trouble standing up

And y'all know my name, ‘cause it's connected to fame

Kinda like Novacaine is connected to pain

And when I blow your brains all over the wall

Tell your wife who to call if she's looking to ball

‘Cause I'm a pimp yo, all the way from my lymph node

To my hips and my motherfucking gimp toe

And all you losers don't be hating, I don't screw for recreation

I'm just saying that relationships blow

 

VERSE 3 (Enway)

I quit being a pimp like Lickety Split

Now sucking dick and I’m shitting on a clit

So you see that I’ve paid my fucking dues

Never again will I get laid by you

I don’t wanna say that I’m the best

I’ll stick to the fact that I’m better than the rest

Snap back, come to back to my rap

These are changing times so you’d better adapt

Or you’ll get lapped ‘cause I’m on the fast track

Bullets fly my way and you know I’ll blast back

Your pussy gets moist when you hear my voice

Rejoice for the fact that my hoes are pro-choice

Find the time to rewind my rhymes

Inside my lines you just might find

A sign that I’m coming, just in time

To aim at my enemies and bust a nine

Get off my nuts, let go my Eggos

I’ll meet you at the Alamo with my boy Diego

Now my rap’s over and it’s just been paved

Now it’s time for A-Bomb to put you in your grave

 

VERSE 4 (A-Bomb)

Bitch bring my money in a big burlap sack

Dollar sign on the side, I like it like that

And if you’re thinking you won’t gimme those stacks

Best think again or else it’s ratta-ta-tatta-ta-tatta-

Tattle on me?  The whole world will see

Why I’m the baddest motherfucker out of New Jersey

When my bitches make a fuss and it’s just too much to handle

I throw ‘em on a bus straight to the English Channel

I drown a bitch who just looks at me wrong

I put the sound effects in the back of this song

If by now you think I’m crazy then you don’t know insane

He’s my fucked up evil twin and we’re exactly the same

My father was a pimp and we follow in his platform shoes

Try to make him proud, we slap bitches and act a fool

So bring your ass and shake it fast to the floor

And don’t get sassy when I call you a hoe

It’s obvious that it’s the loot you adore

So I should probably let you know that I’m poor