VERSE 1 (Enway)
I like little boys, I like’em small
I wanna post ‘em up in basketball
Pull out my spectacles, inspect their testacles
Eat the octopussy and the tentacles
Lethal injection is in my erection
I got it last week to start my collection
I fucked this motherfucking Tyrannasaurus
I got that bitch pregnant in the back of a Taurus
Most of these girls, I grab ‘em and leave
Then we eat apples like Adam and Eve
I got VD from a DVD
I think that Colonel Sanders fucking gave it to me
I fucked a fat girl and her name was Denshin
I called her up and I want sexual tension
VERSE 2 (N Squared)
Whu-oh, more sexual tension
Get suspensions for jerking off during school lessons
In the back of class since I was a high school freshman
As you may be guessing, I advise discretion
While you listen to this rap, I spit crap, but sit back
I like a girl with hips, rack, tits, ass
Talk sass and get slapped
With the back of an open hand, you get that? I’m a hip cat
But I still throw bricks at chicks who won’t suck my dick
Still the same old sick Nick looking for a quick fix
Or a one night stand, if you like sex
I’m the man who can
In a dumpster or a black van or a luxury tan sedan
A fan of all things but boys or transvestites
And I just might fuck ya just right
Hurt you if you’re too tight, see you again tonight
I like all kinds of kissing, especially frenching
No idea what you’re missing if you got no sexual tension
VERSE 3 (A-Bomb)
Hold up, how can there be a sequel to a song?
You gonna ask me this question, then I’ll answer with my
shlong
‘Cause you need two damn songs to cover the whole thing
I’m holding and old string attached to my dinga-ling-ling
Hello? Oh hey, sorry
I missed ya
Tell your new boyfriend I’m sorry I kissed ya
‘Cause he gave me that herpes, and that Chlamydia
And much unlike them I got ridda ya
See, they stay forever and ever and never leave ‘ cause
they’re clever
Especially if you got ‘em from a dirty German Shepard
Slept with your mother, we got under the covers
It got kinda weird ‘cause I remind her of your brother
But I fucked her anyway, and I mean any way
I guess she was a milf, but that’s just what many say
A capital M, followed by an O-M, flip it upside down
That’s what I made her say man
I’ve told these stories through cold hands, and flow sands
Romance, and no chance, of low stands
‘Cause I’m dirt like that, and I want her on her knees
And I want her to say she’s never been with Spee
But first of all she’d better like Tarantino, Quentin
And I appreciate the fine points of sexual tension