SEXUAL TENSION 2

 

VERSE 1 (Enway)

I like little boys, I like’em small

I wanna post ‘em up in basketball

Pull out my spectacles, inspect their testacles

Eat the octopussy and the tentacles

Lethal injection is in my erection

I got it last week to start my collection

I fucked this motherfucking Tyrannasaurus

I got that bitch pregnant in the back of a Taurus

Most of these girls, I grab ‘em and leave

Then we eat apples like Adam and Eve

I got VD from a DVD
I think that Colonel Sanders fucking gave it to me

I fucked a fat girl and her name was Denshin

I called her up and I want sexual tension

 

VERSE 2 (N Squared)
Whu-oh, more sexual tension

Get suspensions for jerking off during school lessons

In the back of class since I was a high school freshman

As you may be guessing, I advise discretion

While you listen to this rap, I spit crap, but sit back

I like a girl with hips, rack, tits, ass

Talk sass and get slapped

With the back of an open hand, you get that?  I’m a hip cat

But I still throw bricks at chicks who won’t suck my dick

Still the same old sick Nick looking for a quick fix

Or a one night stand, if you like sex

I’m the man who can

In a dumpster or a black van or a luxury tan sedan

A fan of all things but boys or transvestites

And I just might fuck ya just right

Hurt you if you’re too tight, see you again tonight

I like all kinds of kissing, especially frenching

No idea what you’re missing if you got no sexual tension

 

VERSE 3 (A-Bomb)

Hold up, how can there be a sequel to a song?

You gonna ask me this question, then I’ll answer with my shlong

‘Cause you need two damn songs to cover the whole thing

I’m holding and old string attached to my dinga-ling-ling

Hello?  Oh hey, sorry I missed ya

Tell your new boyfriend I’m sorry I kissed ya

‘Cause he gave me that herpes, and that Chlamydia

And much unlike them I got ridda ya

See, they stay forever and ever and never leave ‘ cause they’re clever

Especially if you got ‘em from a dirty German Shepard

Slept with your mother, we got under the covers

It got kinda weird ‘cause I remind her of your brother

But I fucked her anyway, and I mean any way

I guess she was a milf, but that’s just what many say

A capital M, followed by an O-M, flip it upside down

That’s what I made her say man

I’ve told these stories through cold hands, and flow sands

Romance, and no chance, of low stands

‘Cause I’m dirt like that, and I want her on her knees

And I want her to say she’s never been with Spee

But first of all she’d better like Tarantino, Quentin

And I appreciate the fine points of sexual tension