The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after
the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is
a very big tragedy. But, just in case, you are missing any documents
from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
----------------------------------
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would
like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many
people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in
connection with that........ Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: What time is it in America now? Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
----------------------------------
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the
barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" The barman says "Yep, that's
them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" And Vajpayee says,
"Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle
repairman." And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!" Vajpayee turns to
Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million
Pakistanis!"
----------------------------------
Q: What do you call "1 Pakistani on the moon"? A: Problem... Q: What do
you call "10 Pakistanis on the moon"? A: Problem...
Q: What do you call "100 Pakistanis on the moon"? A: Problem... Q:
What do you call "ALL the Pakistanis on the moon"?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? A - One Woman Brings
U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
*******************************************************************
How can SantaSingh Kill a Lion? SantaSingh thinks N thinks hard & comes
to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. :-):-):-)
*******************************************************************
Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
*******************************************************************
SantaSingh: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..? biwi: Oji Car
ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale
ghar pahunch jaate hai.
*******************************************************************
SantaSingh : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies
Yaar...!!!
*******************************************************************
Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After
Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where ever U Go Our Network Follows."
*******************************************************************
SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour , Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is
a very big tragedy. But, just in case, you are missing any documents
from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
------------------------------
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would
like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many
people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in
connection with that........ Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: What time is it in America now? Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
------------------------------
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the
barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" The barman says "Yep, that's
them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" And Vajpayee says,
"Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle
repairman." And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!" Vajpayee turns to
Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million
Pakistanis!"
------------------------------
Q: What do you call "1 Pakistani on the moon"? A: Problem... Q: What do
you call "10 Pakistanis on the moon"? A: Problem...
Q: What do you call "100 Pakistanis on the moon"? A: Problem... Q:
What do you call "ALL the Pakistanis on the moon"?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!!!
------------------------------
Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? A - One Woman Brings
U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
******************************
How can SantaSingh Kill a Lion? SantaSingh thinks N thinks hard & comes
to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. :-):-):-)
******************************
Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
******************************
SantaSingh: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..? biwi: Oji Car
ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale
ghar pahunch jaate hai.
******************************
SantaSingh : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies
Yaar...!!!
******************************
Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After
Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where ever U Go Our Network Follows."
******************************
SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour , Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!