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August 10 2000 4:00PM

By the time you read this, the Jewban Recuritment page will be up and running. You can go there by clicking here. Just got through perfecting my ColdTurkey page. Solve that problem now, click here. So far, the most interesting thing that happened to me was Kung Fu. What a damn good movie. In fact, that movie was so freakin' good, I am giving it the Jewban "Good Damn Movie" Award. And since I am in such a giving mood, I am also giving Exploding Dog the Jewban "Good Damn Site" Award. This guy is a genius. ARE YOU AN ACEDAMIA RETARD??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE 4 CORNER EARTH??? Find out here.

August 8 2000 3:56PM

Well Kiddies, it seems that I have found more interesting things to do over the summer. Although I can't imagine why anyone would rather do things new and exciting over talking to a group of miserable losers with their faces glued to the Computer Screen. The sad thing is that the internet, for the first time that I can remember, has nothing new to show. Even the fetish porn is old. What's wrong guys? Can't find a fresh body part to mutilate and ejaculate on? Sometimes I wonder why people even bother with the net. Whats to see? Most of the time you're just reading something that some shmuck typed up between "Toilet Sessions." It used to be that a webmaster could pleasure himself, sit at the keyboard, and type fresh, funny, new material and have the whole world like it. But now that those damn Mormons have released this, it seems that noone can think of anything to say. Even everybody's favorite webmaster Stile over at the StileProject has run out of stuff to say.

The End is near!!! Convert Now!

May 16 2000 @225

Got to love JavaScript. Lately I have been spending time learning the script for when I move to the domain name. Finally got the mailing list operational, and it seems that the site is error free. Thank god. I've added even more names to the hit list, and I am working on a script that will allow you to enter you name and see if you are on. Should be up soon. Thank the Lord (me) I don't look like This. Come to think of it, thank God I don't look like anyone here either. Oh ya, Happy Birthday James DeTyler.


I was just wondering... Why is it that if you say not to go somewhere, people always go there? For Gawd's Sake, DON'T CLICK HERE. Mr. Turner needs to rot in hell. Congrats on making the Hit List by being yourself... who could have thought that a man could be so damn irritating?

May 12 2000 @246

Ok, after working on fixing the many bugs associated with the site, the Ratner Corner is finally on its feet. Being that this is the first post, I am going to talk alot about myself. First of all, I would like to make it perfectly clear that I do NOT care about you or your feelings. There will be absolutely no circumstances where I will feel sorry for offending you. If for some reason you feel the need to tell me that you hate my site, and have nothing interesting to say, please e-mail me at my Complaints Section. On the other hand, if you want to tell me something that you feel I will be interested in, then send it to this Email. Remember, if you email me simply saying "I am going to kill me" or "I hope you rot in hell, email me at my Complaints Section.

The Purpose:

This site is designed to be no more than a place where I can post exactly what I am thinking without worrying about what other people think or what other people say. If at anytime you disagree with what I post, please, I urge you to LEAVE! I do not want to hear it. What I will post on this page will most likely offend certain groups of people. If you are a member of one of those groups, tough shit. And if you are wondering what group I fall into, I am a Jewban.
Yes, that's right, I said Cuban. 50% to be exact. And to answer that question now dancing on your miniscule minds... No. I do not give a flying rat's ass about Elian. Send the little bastard back for Christ's sake. And do it quickly or kill him already. Use his remains to fortify the imigrant restraining gates for all I care, just get rid of him.

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