I HAVE CONCLUSIVE PHOTOS THAT EDWARD HAS STARTED
A CULT IN HIS VILLAGE!
well maybe not
Here you are folks, exclusive photos stolen from the set, here we see Edward teaching the children HIS verison of history, which by the way apparently makes him not only ex-president of the united states, ex-pope but also apparently runner up in the miss teen america pagent.  Huh, who knew?
AGAIN HERE IS MORE PROOF THAT HE HAS STARTED SOME SORT OF CREEPY CULT!!!
Here we see Edward preaching HIS scripture to the villagers

(l-r, Kitty, Noah, Alice, Lucius, Ivy and of course good ol' crazy rich Edward)

I wonder which day God created the creatures?
FINALLY THE FINAL PROOF THAT THIS IS ALL THANKS TO EDWARD SLIPPING OFF HIS MEDICATION AND HAVING MORE MONEY THAN TRUMP! (well these days who doesn't?)
What, the creatures are the elders?
Well I have more photo proof!
As you can see in this photo Villager Child #1 is about to be eaten within the first five minutes of the film.  Sadly his agent was not good enough in negotiations to get him further than than that.  As you can see our creature is sporting the lastest red cloak fashions....
BUT WAIT....WHAT IS THIS? Why if you really really stare, you can see a human face poking out from behind the cloak, it's barely noticeable, it could i suppose be nothing... but wait let me doctor this in my photo lab for about six or seven days,  and perhaps then i'll have the proof that we've so sorely been freting over!!
BOOO WAAA HAA HAAA! Thanks to the birthday money given to me by my Aunties I was able to go out and get THE latest in photo reporduction and touch-up technology.  Now of course this required me to rip apart my entire computer and buy about 100 more megs....but i think it was worth 40 hours of hard labor.... my fellow Village Freaks, I give you the proof which we have pined over since the teaser before Return of the King.....HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! *hiccop*
Yeshhhh indeedy, there is no denying it now, That is indeed Edward under the red cloak about to jump out and eat Villager Child#1!  I knew it!  The Elders are cannibals!  Ha ha!  Yes, yes i think this was definately worth three days of my life and numerous charges to my credit card!
it's just  a joke guys, a dumb and very lame joke.  Call it lame satire.  At least I  had fun making it and I hope that everyone will see how stupid some of us are getting about this (myself included) by the way, this only took about half hour to an hour to put together, my roomate already had a puritan village on her sims game.  don't ask me why, she's a history major.  *rolling eyes*  Dont' go apesh*t over it, it wasn't meant to be taken serious.
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