(c)M.L.F. July 10,2001
The Pitch Black Drinking Script
Shot is half a shot glass of the kool-aid
of your choice.
A Drink is a swallow out of your Can
or bottle of Root Beer.
Light one is a bite off of your candy
cigarette or bubble gum stick.
When the script says to TOAST, you raise your glass and say the words following TOAST.
The rest is pretty well explained or self-explanatory.
This is according to my version of the
movie Pitch Black.
My version is the DVD, so if you only
have the tape you may not have some scenes.
Lets Start The Game
1. When Riddick says, “Here’s my real problem…” TOAST “To the Blue eyed Devil!”
2. The Captain dies TOAST “And another one bites the dust.”
3. When Owens asks, “Why did I fall on you?” SAY “We know why you feel, Fell on her!” Take a shot.
4. Carolyn says, “Too heavy in the ass, can’t get my nose up.” SAY “Lift, Lift, We need more LIFT!” Take a shot.
5. Johns almost gets sucked out or blown off the ship. SCREAM; Hold on Johns, hold on!! Light them if you have them, or take a drink.
6. Right after crash as Johns is hitting
Riddick, right before he says “Someone is gonna get hurt one of these days…”
SCREAM; Get
off my man Bitch, Take a shot.
7. Owens dies TOAST “And another one bites the dust.”
8. Jack says, “Thanks for saving our dicks.” TOAST “YEAH! Thanks for saving our dicks!”
9. When Imam says, “All deserts have water…” YELL, “HELL NO! WE DON’T WANT NO H2O” and take a shot.
10. When Riddick pops his arms out of socket to escape, SAY, “Aww damn, that’s gotta hurt like a som ma bitch.” And drink.
11. Johns says, “Or maybe just to come
back and skull fuck you in your sleep.”
STAND UP, Raise your hand and say “Ohhh, Ohhh, Pick me, Pick me!” sit
down and take a drink.
12. Johns says, “There’ll be no shots.” TOAST “Damn Right, Riddick Be Bad!”
13. Carolyn sneaks up behind Johns as he
is looking at the “Trees” as he levels the gauge on her,
YELL, “Shoot her now Johns she is gonna piss you off later!” Take
a drink.
14. As Johns and Carolyn talk in the bone
yard,
and Johns should be
able to see Riddick stand up behind Carolyn,
POINT at the screen
and ask Johns,
“What are you looking
at that you cant see him stand right there!”
then take a drink
for Johns, he needs it.
15. When Carolyn runs screaming “Hello Mecca” TOAST “Hello Mecca!”
16. When Zeke kills “Just another passenger” TOAST “And another one bites the dust.”
17. When the camera zooms in on Riddick
watching Zeke kill the wrong Riddick,
In your best Riddick voice dripping with sarcasm say
“Well,
don’t you feel foolish now?” And take a drink along with Riddick.
18. As Zeke is getting eaten, TOAST, “And another one Bites the Dust.”
19. As Shazza comes to the hole, and Riddick
starts to Run away from her,
(Right
into Johns waiting arms)
ASK
him “Why are you running away from that little girl?” Take a shot!
20. When Riddick says, “If you cut it with Peppermint Schnapps that goes away quickly.” TOAST “Peppermint Schnapps!”
21. When Carolyn says show me your eyes
and Riddick replies
“You’d
have to come alot closer for that” SAY “Not a problem!!” And Drink.
22. When Riddick growls and says “Closer” WHISPER, “I’m cumming!” And Fire one up, or take a shot.
23. When Riddick Says, “Cute kid.” TOAST “Cute Kid!”
24. When Carolyn is in the cave “Looking
deeper” And she gets in to trouble,
SAY
“You should have listened to Johns.” TOAST, “Here’s Too Johns!”
25. When the creatures pull her, and Carolyn
fly’s back towards the cavern,
SCREAM;
“WHOOPSIE!” And Drink.
26. When Riddick says,”For what? The honor
of going back to some asshole of a cell? Fuck You.”
Repeat fuck you and take a shot.
27. When Riddick says, “My Recommendation
do me.”
SAY "I wish" and Fire it up, or take a shot.
28. After Johns says, “I want you to remember
this moment the way it could have gone and didn’t”
And Riddick
snatches the gauge away and replies, “Fuck you”
SAY “No, Fuck ME!” And Take a shot.
29. When Riddick sighs and says, “I want
you to remember this moment”
Sigh dreamily and whisper “always!” Take a drink.
30. As Riddick drinks the shiraz in front of Paris, TOAST, “Thanks Paris!”
31. As Johns is telling Riddick to do him
a favor and find something to patch the wings with,
SAY,
As Riddick is looking at him. “Why didn’t I just blow your head off?” And
Drink.
32. (This one
is KINDA bad, but said with humor, I said before I only have respect for
the actor.)
After Johns
tells Riddick, “Your missing the party, come on boy.”
And Riddick
goes to tear away the tarp from the coring room,
SAY,
“WATCH OUT VIN! Some fool bolted the tarp down!”
If you
don’t
say it fast enough, Vin will pull out his shoulder ripping it down.
Since
you did not say it fast enough take a shot and a moment of silence for
Vin’s pain.
33. When Jack says, “He’s fucking right.” SAY “Watch your fucking mouth” And Drink.
34. When Ali Dies, TOAST, “And another one bites the dust.”
35. When Riddick picks up the “breather” Shazza gave him, SAY, “Awwww, my first gift.” TOAST, “To Shazza!”
36. When Riddick says, “Your not afraid of the dark are you?” SAY “Uhh huh!” And take a shot!
37. When Riddick says, “Bad sign shakin’ like that in this heat.” SAY it WITH him, and Drink.
38. In the Skiff with Carolyn when Riddick
hangs his “Breather” up.
SAY,
“Be right with you babe, gotta make sure my gift doesn’t get damaged.”
And DRINK.
39. Still in the Skiff with Carolyn, when
Riddick says,
“I been
meaning to catch up with you alone, unrestrained.” SIGH and Take a Drink.
40. (This one takes timing) Still
in the Skiff, Riddick says, “you think” hits his head and continues,
“you think
Johns is a do-right man?” As he hits his head SAY, “Owwwww.” And take
a shot.
41. Still in skiff, When Carolyn says, “Don’t waste my time.” SAY, “Waste my time, please waste my time!” And Drink.
42. After Riddick says, “I don’t truly
know what’s gonna happen when the lights go out, Carolyn.
But
I do know once the dying starts this little psycho-fuck family of ours
is gonna rip it’s self apart.”
TOAST, “Amen Brother!”
43. As Riddick leaves the skiff right before he reaches for the “Breather” SAY, “Don’t forget your gift!” Take a drink.
44. As Johns starts to shoot up in his tear duct, SAY, “Awwww, Don’t do that Johns, Ohhh, That’s just plain….” Take a shot.
45. As Carolyn if feeling the scar on Johns’ sweet spot, SAY can I feel it too?” AND DRINK.
46. After Paris says “Leave him, He wouldn’t
wait for us.” And Riddick jumps on the sandcat,
Say
in your best Riddick voice, “What did you say little man?” Growl and take
a shot.
47. As Riddick helps Johns on the Sandcat, Say, “I got your back! For a while.” Drink.
48. As Riddick points to warn Jack of the bones. SAY, “Watch out Mini-Me!” Take a shot.
49. As Shazza dies, TOAST “And another one bites the dust.”
50. Riddick says, “Come on Johns, you got
the big gauge.”
And Johns
says, “I’d rather piss glass, why don’t you go fuckin’ check?” TOAST
“You funny bastard!”
51. Riddick says, “Extremely bad timing.” SAY it with him and drink.
52. After Riddick says, “Just don’t run…don’t
stop burning.” And fades back into the darkness,
SAY “Helped ya all I could kid, your on your own.” And DRINK
53. Hassan dies, TOAST “And another one bites the dust.”
54. When Johns pulls the gauge on Carolyn
and Riddick taps the shiv near his private parts,
SAY,
“You wanna keep these (or this) Johns?” Take a SHOT.
55. After this part
Johns:
You said Clear.
Riddick:
I said it looks clear.
Johns:
Well what’s it look like now?
Mimicing
both Riddicks Voice and tone SAY “Looks clear” Take a drink!
56. As Riddick is taking the point, and
you get those few frames of his back and butt,
SAY,
“I hate to see you go, But Baby, I love to watch you leave.” Take A SHOT!
You deserve it.
57. After Jack goes into the dark to retrieve
the flare, and Johns is shooting things,
POINT TO THE SCREEN AND SCREAM, “Shoot it Johns, shoot it!”
When
he has Carolyn in his sights, SCREAM, “Shoot her Johns, shoot her!”
As
Paris is crawling away, SCREAM, “Shoot him Johns, shoot him!”
Light
it up or take a shot. That was traumatic.
58. As Paris dies, TOAST “And another one bites the dust.”
59. As Riddick walks up and Johns says,
“Well, It’s good to see you’re okay.”
When
Riddick cuts his eyes to him make kissing noises to Johns. Take a drink.
60. After that as Riddick is looking at Jack, SAY, “Mini-me is a girl? Who would have thunk?” DRINK
61. The next part is too enjoyable to worry
about following the script. Just say all the good lines with Riddick
and
Drink
anytime they cutaway from Johns and Riddick. Except the last line before
the fight, when Johns says,
“All right,
enough of this shit, you do the girl and I’ll keep the others off your
back.” As Riddick cuts his eyes,
SIGH
and SAY, “Aww Johns, why did you have to pick mini-me?
Anyone
else I would have had your back.” Take a drink, and enjoy the rest
of the fight scene.
62. As Johns Gets his head bit off, SAY, “That’s not the kinda head he wanted!” Then TOAST “And another one bites the dust.”
63. When Riddick tells Jack, “Don’t you cry for Johns, Don’t you dare.” ADD, “I ghosted his ass for you kid.” And take a shot.
64. Riddick says, “Do not look up. Do not look up.” SAY, “He said DO NOT look up!” Drink!
65. Riddick says, “Did not know who he was fuckin’ with.” Whoop, holler, and cheer. The fire it up, pass it around. Or Take a shot.
66. Suleiman dies, TOAST “And another one bites the dust.”
By this time we couldn’t follow a script
if we wanted too, and of course a whole lot of improv goes into it. But
I will finish this soon. As soon as I am sober enough from my sugar high,
(kool-aid, candy and root beer remember) to remember what we usually say.
The rest will be coming soon.