Grow Some Funk Of Your Own
 

I looked at my watch
And it said a quarter to five
The headlines screamed
But I was still alive

I couldn't understand it
I thought I died last night

Oh I dreamed I'd been in a border town
In a little cantina that the boys had found

I was desperate to dance
Just to dig the local sounds

When along came a señorita
She looked so good that I had to meet her

I was ready to approach her with my English charm

When her brass knuckled boyfriend
Grabbed me my the arm
(and it hurt so much)

He said
Grow some funk of your own amigo
Grow some funk of your own

We no like D way D gringo fight
But there might be a death in Mexico tonight

If you can't grow some funk of your own amigo

Grow some funk of your own

Take my advice, take the next flight

And grow your funk
Grow your funk
At home

(I mean the situation was ridiculous)
 

Well I looked for support
From the rest of my friends
Just to get their vanishing trick
they get ten out of ten

I knelt to pray
Just to see if he would comprehend

He said
Grow some funk of your own amigo

Grow some funk of your own

We no like D way D gringo fight
But there might be a death in Mexico tonight

If you can't grow some funk of your own amigo

Grow some funk of your own

Take my advice, take the next flight

And grow your funk
Grow your funk
At home

I think I get it now.
I will grow some funk,
Some funk of my own.