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This is just a page dedicated to my friends and the stupid ass memories that can be uncovered whenever we talk about the past, present, and future.
I hope you all enjoy...
well at least the people who know me will.




1.) To the Dead Pixies. Too bad we had to grow up and out of that peaceful destiny. Whether there was talent or not I no longer care. We could've been like those Milli Vanilli people. I mean who really would know.


2.) How about the time Danielle, Sarah and I tried to record music videos and I fell backwards with milk. That's a once in a lifetime thing there I tell you.


3.) How about all those times Danielle was in love with 'blank boy' and we made fun of her love right in front of him. Talk about clueless, I think.


4.) The time I made the remarkable story of the poor Iceberg's p.o.v.


5.) The time Sarah, Danielle and I went to the mall and I got to see Hot Topic for the first time. All those lovely escapades trying to relocate Jason. Jason's air guitar and dance with a boa. We all got different hair colors and did our hair in the bathroom of Kahuanville and laughed about how older people thought weird hair colors were cool while the younger crowd were bitchy about it.


6.) Moulin Rouge.


7.) All those crazy times in Matt's car... When Danielle swallowed a french fry. That's just gross.


8.) When we all went trick or treating.


9.) In art class, where I started to fail because I sat by Katie and Katianne. All we did was BS and then plan the end of the world.


10.) Which reminds me of a plan with a pinkie ray gun that Emily and I made.


11.) When I set Sarah up with your complete and significant other. Look at you guys, you're still going. Oh, yeah. I'm good.


12.) Posing for best friend pictures and 'Jim Bob' giving us a fight.


13.) Sarah's x'mas party with all of our own stockings.


14.) The time Danielle and I heard "them" making out and made fun of it and they never got the clue.


15.) Walking downtown, and painting crap.


16.) The stoop damnit!


17.) The first time I drove with Sarah, and Danielle in the car. You're not dead yet, are you?


18.) All those sickeningly boring times that we just rented movies and drove around.


19.) Our 'friend' bashing party.


20.) The day Sarah decided to be a designer. Totally right for you.


21.) All of us being able to be catergorized as characters on Buffy, Charmed, That 70s Show, Friends, etc.


22.) Setting Danielle up with that bastard 'player skank'.


23.) Danielle being the bottom bunk bitch.


24.) The fourth of July singing Oasis on Matts car.


25.) My surprise b-day party.


26.) Trying to kidnap the cracker and the scanker. Forever hot, they are.


27.) The screenplay made talking of the cracker's kidnapping.


28.) The first time Danielle, Sarah, and I walked downtown. And we ended up dancing in the parking lot with the cops coming to see if we were okay as it rained on us the whole.


29.) The concerts.


30.) That one summer concert for that local band that sucked ass, but Danielle, Katianne, and I got good pics from.


31.) The time our raft tipped over into the water.


32.) Graduation, and after.


33.) Pogos, and all the other crappy movies Melissa, Boo, and I have seen.


34.) Playing pool and being hustled as we Jada, Danielle, and I also were trying to be the hustlers. Oh, yeah. Swahili.


35.) The x-mas circle.


36.) Danielle's kickass graduation party where everyone had fun and Danielle drunkenly told her cousin I thought he was hot. Yeah I did, but damn her.


37.) The locker being the place everyone always met up.


38.) After school on second load hell with Katianne, Shaun, and Kerri.


39.) Danielle being afraid of air.


40.) Sarah driving us to the mall for the first time.


41.) Kelli getting her new car and showing it to us.


42.) Never being able to find that damned graveyards location or freaking Zombieland.


43.) Lord of the Rings hell with Kelli, Danielle, and Katianne.


44.) Chorus hell with Sarah and Danielle.


45.) Screamin 'shit' and all kinds of other stuff while I was in french class. Oh yeah, Bonjour bad hairday.


46.) All those times I went over during the summer and kept Danielle from killing the little boyz.


47.) Swimming and dunking Hickory Nick in the pool with Sarah, Kelli, and Danielle.


48.) Saints Do Fall.


49.) Sarah and Danielle coming over and always ransacking my closet and trying on outfits. Leaving me with the mess, you poopheads.


50.) Lunchtime woes.


51.) Katianne's mashed potatoes and popcorn.


52.) My baking kick.


53.) Sarah and I creating our own pants.


54.) All those trips to Six Flags that weren't needed.


55.) Danielle and I as Bonnie and Clyde wannabes.


56.) All the nicknames.


57.) Sarah, and I making V-day boxes.


58.) All the sleepovers.


59.) Hating our friends when they spend too much time with their bfs.


60.) All the astrology reports, etc.


61.) The swimming pool I bought that is no longer alive and with us today.


62.) The time we went to see Triple X.


63.) Throwing pennies at the Rite Aide sign with Danielle, Katianne, and Jon to see who would get theirs stuck in it first.


64.) Gym, almost failing and having the time of Danielle, Sarah, and my lives sucking at it.


65.) The last day of our senior year.


66.) All the silly phonecalls.


67.) Prom.


68.) Homecoming Dance where we picked Danielle up. Danielle was in her p.j.'s so we had to wait and then she couldn't get out of the car because Matt wouldn't let her and he kept pushing trashcans down as he drove.


69.) Homecoming with everyone over Katie and Ruthie's house going in that nice van to the dance and bowling afterwards where we were being watched by that bitch and her friends.


70.) The day Danielle and I were helping with wedding favors and Katianne's sister devil mongruel bitch said something about us behind our backs to her own mother. No fucking backbone.


71.) All those trips to Walmart. Everybody loves Walmart.


72.) Sarah stealing the Vote 4 Nancy sign and coming to my house to give it to me.


73.) Chuck E. Cheeses.


74.) All those times in english class where I BS'd about my memories over the years in our memory books while Danielle and Sarah both just totally went by the book.


75.) Danielle stealing my major.


76.) The dream of one day owning a bar when Danielle and I have no idea how to run a business or even how to make most of the drinks.


77.) The End of the World party at Katianne's house where we all watched stupid movies, and porn.


78.) Katianne's b-day where we all got drinks and 'player skank' almost died because of his alcohol consumption.


79.) Sarah's surprise b-day that we captured on film with her raptor walk.


80.) All the Buffy nights at my house.


81.) JC's b-day at the chinese place.


82.) Eat the fucking cookie.


83.) Katie, Kelli, Danielle, Sarah, and I going to see the Fit the Mold concert, having a great, time, and not trying to kill each other.


84.) Dying Melissa's hair red even though it barely came out.


85.) Going to find the scifi party with Melissa and Boo, ending up at the football party, trying to find out if they canceled the other party but our coworker Mark leaving us, seeing those two guys see us see them pissing outside the football party, Melissa somehow losing her ring, seeing that very very very drunk girl and her abusive friend, and finally going back to the dorm and talking about guys stupidity.


86.) Partying and trying to get a dude to dance with Danielle when she was drunk.


87.) At work Melissa and I being known as the Walmart girls.


88.) Spending the night at Katie's and Ruthie's and doing makeup for half of the family but having the rebel who hates pink eye shadow. You know who you are pink ranger.


89.) New Years sucking.


90.) All the best friend picture days whether we had an evil teacher yelling at us, or just plain out being left behind by our spacey friends.


91.) Hanging out in the dorm room.


92.) Watching the greatest movie "the Ring", being freaked out so having to go to Walmart, and still being freaked out.


93.) The apartment plan.


94.) New York, maybe someday.


95.) Going to the apple festival with Sarah, Brian, Kelli, and Mike and hurting because of it the next day. Kelli and I complaining as we climbed the stairs and ramps at school.


96.) All the stupid fun at work. Both McDonalds and YSU Bookstore.


97.) Movie nights.


98.) All of the light up nights with everyone whether spitting on kids or not.


99.) Did I say trick or treating or what?


100.) Melissa, Boo, Sarah, Danielle and my trips to haunted places, to Wendy's talking of rings and death, to Ambiance the store for lovers, to making the movie of our reinacted deaths, to trying to get the hot guy's number at Peaberry's, to trying to hustle at pool, to the crazy ass bridge we had to back down in the dead of winter, to Dunkin Donuts, and to Giant Eagle.


101.) Hanging out in the dorm room with Matt and Matt acting so crazy we were paranoid the whole time.


102.) All the times on Danielle's porch hanging out, searching for the hotties, or even eating Milky Ways while playing cards till it got too dark to read them.


103.) When we were hovering by Matt's car and the cat calls, and the kiddie porn issue.


104.) All the crappy assed V-Day's.


105.) Melissa, Danielle and I seeing the guys giving each other blow jobs in the Walmart parking lot, and following them.


106.) Melissa, Danielle, Dan, and I playing pool at Peaberries trying to set the mood of love and getting crappy songs instead. No wonder the two D's relationship didn't last.


107.) Ruthie and I are going to take over the world and clone Brandon Lee, and Jeffry.


108.) Kelli and Hickory Nick being skanks and the controversy of it after.


109.) To all the times we all almost had lives but got fucked over. Thanx to all the influences fucking us over time after time.


110.) The sorority plan for the apartment.


111.) Melissa and I seeing THE HOT CHICK movie, boyhunting, burger king, Marx 2x, Walmart, all in one day.


112.) School and work getting in the way of everything.


113.) Figuring out everyones pimp or hooker names in boredom. Diamond Sanderson as Boo and I, Rily Wick pimps and Danielle as Sasha Syme and Melissa as Thomasina Rutledge the hookers.


114.) The Ring party with Melissa, Kelli, Danielle, Matt, and I. Kelli getting an emode persona, and Matt paranoid to leave.


115.) The Bahamas trip!!!


116.) Scaring off the new kid at the Bookstore.


117.) The loud sex talks in the room and all the neighbors complaining.


118.) Hanging out in Walmart parking lot trying to get guyz. And almost dying on the way there.


119.) Virginia Beach???


120.) Accidentally having Danielle fall over on her first time on skates when I kept going and Tammy just stopped out of no where.


121.) All the evil gym times with Leone. Also, the time Jen got her head smashed into a locker by that hot religious guyz sister. Whom happens now to be a punk gangbanger.


122.) The time I made Danielle go with me bowling because the scary guy at my work wouldn't let me get out of it.


123.) All the illegal driving.


124.) Matt getting chased by the cops.


125.) Getting Melissa to go into Hot Topic for the first time ever and also pimping out her car. Which isn't finished yet. Ha ha ha.


126.) All the boredom at the bookstore moments.


127.) The lunch meetings.


128.) Thinking about what everyone would be like old.


129.) Danielle's ejaculating eye.


130.) The bookstore hang out where three of our peoples came, but we still had fun. The scary gay guy following Dan and Dan seeing all his friends while we were out. Danielle and Dan getting closer. My evil plan starts to enfold.


131.) Saria not letting me dye her hair for prom.


132.) The weirdness of the Monty Python movie.


133.) West Chester, PA plan.


134.) Getting lost in Bedford on the way to Brookfield.


135.) Being able to get Melissa to Danielle's house from the highway.

136.) Loving the hottie gay guyz on queer ass folk.


137.) All the cities and all the shit we could do in one day whenever Melissa came to get everyone for the weekend.


138.) Going to the festival and getting a paint on tattoo that came off in an hour. Seeing Danielle's crush at work. Also, seeing Matt at McD's so going over to talk but being ignored henceforth we stopping him from leaving by jumping behind his car while Danielle stole something of his then speeding away. Ha ha ha.


139.) Ruthie's scary driving.


140.) The Lake Erie trip with everyone where I lost my glasses.


141.) The Linkin Park, Snoop Dog, The Used, Korn, and Less Than Jake concert.


142.) Our disgusting apartment situation. Icky.


143.) The buffy trivia party hosted at Miranda's house.