The Red Spaceship
The day the Vintagegummies were almost taken by Lou, but instead were saved by D, they were drawn into the bathroom. They had been there many times before, but this day they looked at the stalls and upon the grey metal they saw a red spaceship painted. Could this be a sign from the mothership for Lou? Later that day they found similar red spaceships painted on stalls from bathrooms in the upper levels of the school. But the next day when the Vintagegummies looked for these mysterious signs they were GONE! They had strangely vanished. Could these spaceships be a sign for Lou from his mothership that a hostage is needed? Or maybe they are a warning from D that only some can comprehend. The mystery continues...
The Tan Shirts
Sometimes the Vintagegummies come to school and Lou wears regular clothes, but then on other days Lou wears tan shirts and sometimes tan shirts and tan pants. On these "tan days" Lou seems a bit more suspicious than usual. The day he almost captured the Vintagegummies he was wearing all tan, and on countless other days when our "J" signs have told us that he has taken hostages he has always worn all tan. And when our "J" signs tell us that he is doing any other alien like activities he is always wearing a tan shirt. The Vintagegummies therefore believe that when Lou is wearing a ten shirt it means he is the REAL ONE, as opposed to his dalek lookalike. On days when he is wearing all tan, it means that a hostage is needed. You should be cautious on days when he wears all tan.
The Elevator
One day Lou needed to fix a lock in the locker room of the gymnasium so he proceeded there. But instead of taking the stairs like any normal person would, he in his alien thinking took the elevator. Somehow the elevator sensed his alien ways and trapped him inside the elevator. He couldn't get out! Unable to connect with his mothership from inside the elevator, he panicked and started banging and yelling. The fire department had to open the elevator because the elevator had mysteriously "shut off". One theory is that the elevator was supernatural and feared for the safety of the students at the school, so it locked itself and shut down. Another theory is that Lou was practicing alien rituals in the elevator and something he did caused a malfuhnction with the elevator system. And yes, Lou was wearing all tan that day.
"It came to me in a dream"
Due to recent literature that has been read in English class, the Vintagegummies now have reason to believe that Lou has been "suckeling" birds. Although the evidence has not yet been confirmed, the evidence is strong and the sources are as reliable as Shakespeare.