(On a scale of 1-5, 5 being nice n' tender)
Gummy Dolphin(GB): 0. It was so hard that I couldn't even squish it! I don't think it was squishy enough even to be called a gummy!
Guest Reviewer(GR): 0. Chewing this gummy was like biting on long strands of metal.
GB:This gummy had many tastes, including metal, grape medicine, old socks, and the smell of Prat #2. It was atrocious!
GR: This gummy was soopa 'scusto. It reminded me of when the times when people fart rapidly.
GB: This "gummy" was the most digusting gummy I have eaten in my life. Its idea was pretty cool: a gummy mouthguard, but it didn't even fit in my mouth! I recommend NEVER getting one of these, except for prat baiting.
GR: Eating this gummy reminded me of when some of the "Dungeons and Dragons" people pick long strands of greenish things out of their noses and proceed to eat them.