| The Prat Gallery |
| Gummy Prat #1 This prat is very annoying indeed, a true goosegog! Seriously who could ever want this one around? This one yells like billios for no reason at all. I think this one has a grudge against the vintagegummies crew, we get in trouble with it a lot. This prat also has a very interesting style that includes sun bonnets, aprons, and popsicle stains. |
| Gummy Prat #2 this prat is one of the most useless creatures ever known. What a gormless oik! It always has to be a perfect little teachers pet, and gets away with everything just because it's parent is a bathroom inspector. And was it mentioned the annoying voice this one has? Oh the aggers... |
| Gummy Prat #3 this prat is a very odd bird. It likes to run away and cry behind trees. It also like to hurl, A LOT. Hence it's name, which is ungiven for security reasons. It also is fond of that gormless game Magic or whatever it is called. Ughhhh it is disgusting. |
| Gummy Prat #4 this prat smells like billios. The stench is awful! And unfortuantely we all have to see the smelly one in at least one of our forms. It is truly disgusting. You think it would figure out why it is such an outcast and go to a Boots and pick up some deodorant---PLATINUM PROTECTION!! |
| Gummy Prat #5 this is the ultimate prat. It is expected that a fat little or rather big not so chummy chum is dancing around in your head saying the most random things and eating raw spaghetti noodles! No you say? Well then you must not have had the privledge of making aquantence with the prat who eats bacon! From the pockets of its sweats! Don't worry, you're not missing anything. How creche... |
| Gummy Prat #6 this prat is vile, just as the name (undisclosed) suggests. Actually this prat and Bacon Prat (#5) are in a love triangle with (#3). It is quite funny to watch. But to the nub, this vile prat is a real goosegog. It can never just shut its gob, honestly, and all it ever says is how good her pig friend bacn prat (#5) is and how bad the OGB (one of our own vintagegummies) is. It is quite insulting.. |
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| Gummy Prat #7 This prat is the most sexist, chauvinistic pig-dog who ever went to Gummy School. We think that it should be banned. Its cruise director nature accentuates its hair,which it takes great care to groom it into a sort of lopsided wave. It always needs to be on top, and will claw its way there with its superhumanly long fingernails. Shafted! |