1. If Barbie is so cool, then why do you have to buy all of her friends?

2. If aliens are of a higher intelligence, then why do they always abduct the dumbest people?

3. Donald Duck was banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

4. President Lincoln had an assistant named Kennedy, and President Kennedy had an assistant named Lincoln.

5. There's no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, or silver.

6. Some insects can live up to a year without their heads.

7. If you feed rice to birds, their heads will explode.

8. Since metal was scarce, the Oscars during WWII were made of wood.

9. Why are violas better than violins? They burn longer.