May 6, 2005
Note to anyone reading this: UJoA is looking for Crew members! If you think you have what it takes to be part of the crew, send a pratice satire/comedy essay to thelostexile@hotmail.com and I will look over it. Once I start getting a bunch of applications I will make my selections! However, be warned. You will be forced to a keep a strict schedule, and I might even want you to pick up my laundry every other Thursday, but there is no way to tell. One thing you can be sure of is that you will have one day each week and your article will be due on that day, or you're finished.
May 5, 2005
Ok, now I'm pissed. Stupid ass Geocities doesn't support PHP, so my super l33t webpage coding skills are going all but unused. As a result, the individual pages you go to won't have all of the cool sidebars and whatnot, but you're just gonna have to deal with it, unless you want to give me money to buy some good internet space with PHP functionality. I have a few of the old articles up so far, have a look.
May 4, 2005
Enough is enough. I'm sick of not being heard on the internet. Just because we got shut down once for being offensive doesn't mean that we can't just start up again, right? And now, almost a full year after we shut this place down, I have returned with a new crew and plenty of new things to bitch about. If I can manage, I will upload the movie that I star in with a few friends called School Volume 1 But I make no promises, as my bandwidth is very limited at this point. Check out some of our old articles, and expect new ones just as soon as I can fill the positions that I need filled. --Joe
This week's bitch: Newaygo County School Board!
Last week's bitch: Dan Ralph!
