Whatchoo Want?

Ladies, ladies, and menses. Welcome to my archive of fiction. It's an ecclectic mix, ranging from sexy hobbitses and sexy elves and sexy rangers to sexy fire-wielding mutant boys to sexy immortals to sexy twin brothers to just plain fucking sexy ass motherfuckers. And then there's the shit that don't fit. But it's all good. If you'd like to leave feedback, you can do so at the_smooth_one910@hotmail.com. It is not required, but if you feel the need, indulge yourself.

Now choose your poison!

They're Elves, Mom, Not Fairies

The St. John Porn Channel

The League of Extraordinary Orgies

Keepin' It In The Family

They Give Blow Jobs For Make-Up Tips


And now your obligatory disclaimer from The Mother of All Sexxasses, Stuart Townsend!