Guess what...
I am back to torment you with more of this fic.
Duo: (puts hands on cheeks) "Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! As if one wasn't bad enough!"
"Boys With Braids Whose Best Male Friends *Still* Want Them Dead"
6 months later...
Heraldo: "Today, we have one of our follow-up stories. You remember six months ago when we
had "Boys With Braids Whose Best Male Friends Want Them Dead"? Well, we're in for a treat
because we have them back on our show today for a follow-up story. I think we'll bring
Ranma out first this time."
Ranma flips out while doing fancy katas.
The crowd applauds.
Heraldo: "So, Ranma you were in the hospital for six months after your last appearance on
this show, is that right?"
Ranma: "Actually, Heraldo, that is why I returned. I want a rematch. I am Ranma Satome! I
never lose!"
Akane pops up out of the audience.
Akane: "Shut up, baka!"
Heraldo: "Has anyone found Ryoga yet?"
Everyone looks around.
Shampoo rides through the wall on her bicycle.
Shampoo: "Ranma take Shampoo on date now?!"
Ranma tries to shake his head ‘no', but Shampoo jumps on him and glomps him.
Akane mallets Ranma.
Heraldo: "Perhaps you are on the wrong show. How many girls do you have?"
Akane: (bitterly) "Try four fiances."
Heraldo: "Four?"
Nabiki pops up out of nowhere.
Nabiki: "That's if you're just counting the females."
Duo walks in from backstage.
Duo: "I'm in this show to. I demand attention, right now!"
Ranma: "Do you have any idea what it's like to be in a body cast with four girls fighting
over you?! I'll give you attention!"
Duo squirts Ranma with a Super Soaker.
Duo: "Promise?" (Grins.)
Ranma: "What did you do that for?!"
Duo: "Attention is so much more fun coming from girls." (Grins wider.)
Ranma: "Hentai!!!"
Ranma leaps at Duo. Fan-girls pop up out of the audience and pulverize Ranma.
Duo grins.
Akane, Shampoo, Kodachi, and Ukyo join the fray.
Duo sits back and watches the enormous cat-fight he created with very hentai thoughts.
Mousse bursts in the room and glomps Duo.
Mousse: "Shampoo!"
Duo pushes Mousse into the fray.
Nabiki, sensing she can make some money approaches Duo.
Nabiki: "How do you feel about time auctions where girls pay me to hang out with you and I
give you a cut?"
Duo: "80%."
Nabiki: "20."
Duo: "60."
Nabiki: "50."
Duo: "Deal."
Heraldo: "Um... let's bring out Heero."
A gun shot comes out of nowhere.
Heraldo: "Or not? I guess this concludes another episode."
Ranma's screams are heard from the center of the cat-fight.
Laters, plude