This sequal is in response to a challenge by Skye. Anyone who wants, feel free to add
challenges for the next one.
Wow, this fic is growing like fungus. It's not my fault. Blame my muses.
The "Gundam Wing" characters belong to Bandai, and the word "purple" is a licensed trademark
of Crayola.
This fic contains total fluff, yaoi, and adult content. Read with discretion. I would just
like to say suicide is not cool. Don't do it.
"Oreo II"
"The Soggy Wrath"
Heero suddenly realized that he had been glaring angrily at a cookie for over two hours.
#That does it! If I'm going to get any work done at all, I'm going to have to go find the
baka and pretend that nothing happened so I can stop worrying about him. Yeah, that's what
I'll do. ...Nothing really *did* happen... did it?#
Duo sighed as he leaned against a rock.
#Why did I do that? That was so stupid! He's going to kill me! He's going to kill me!
He's going to...#
Heero used his tracking training to follow the braided one's path. After a while he spotted
Duo. Duo spotted him too and began to run.
#Damn.#
Heero caught up with Duo within a few yards and pinned him by his wrists to a giant boulder
underneath a cherry tree. Blossoms fell everywhere, looking like pink snow.
Duo smiled sheepishly.
#He's going to kill me! He's going to kill me! He's going to...#
The blossoms clouded Heero's sense of reality, and before he knew it, he was rendered
speechless staring into deep violet eyes.
#He's going to kill me! He's going to kill me! He's going to... What the hell is he
doing? Why hasn't he killed me yet?#
"Oi Heero?"
"Hnn..."
"You're hurting my wrists."
"Huh? ...Oh!"
Heero jumped back from Duo as if he had just been burned.
Duo's wrists displayed hand-shaped dark purple bruises and were starting to swell.
"Gomen nasai, Duo."
Duo's eyes narrowed in confusion.
"Nani?"
"I didn't mean to hurt you."
"Nani? But Heero, I..."
"Come on back to the house. ...You have work to do."
"Oh. Gotta prepare for a mission, huh?"
"Well... um... you should be ready in case..."
"Hai."
#He won't kill me. He needs me for missions. He was just trying to scare me as a warning.#
Duo plastered on his best happy smile.
"Lead the way, mon capitan!"
Heero silently started back to the house, and Duo followed.
Upon arriving back, Heero noticed that Duo's wrists looked pretty bad and were starting to
swell. Heero pushed Duo into a chair and grabbed the medical kit.
"Oi Heero, what are you doing?"
"I'm wrapping your wrists."
"Don't do that."
"Nani? Why not?"
"If ya do that Quatre will see the bandages and give me the suicide talk again."
"Again?!"
#Open mouth, insert foot, lather, rinse, repeat.#
"Eh... heh. Did I say ‘again'? I meant..."
Heero promptly, but gently flipped over Duo's hand and looked at his wrist to see...
nothing? He did the same with the other one.
He almost visibly sighed in relief before he noticed a thin scar peeking barely above the
collar of Duo's priest shirt.
Heero couldn't believe he had never noticed it before as he traced it with his finger.
"Eh... How'd that get there?"
"Duo." *patented Heero Yuy death glare*
"Oi Heero, why is there a soggy cookie sitting on top of your flashlight?"
"...Um... Ano... Don't change the subject."
"Subject?" *innocently while raising eyebrows and grinning*
"Talk."
"You first, cookie-boy!"
Duo grins, quite proud of himself for having regained control over the discussion.
Heero ignored Duo.
"W-when did this happen?"
"What's the matter, Heero? Afraid it will ruin one of you f***ing missions?!"
With that statement Duo rose to his feet and started to leave.
Heero grabbed Duo's arm.
"You aren't going anywhere."
"Watch me!"
Duo struggled, but, in his current condition, wasn't able to break free.
"$hit Heero! Let go of me! What the hell do you want from me?!"
#What *do* I want?#
Heero let go of Duo.
"Duo please... don't go."
Duo turned around with a newly-plastered big grin.
"Oi Heero?"
"Hn?"
"There's an ant on your cookie." *snickers*
"Hn..."
Heero took Duo's wrists and began to wrap them again.
"H..."
"Don't worry, I'll tell Quatre what happened before he can say anything. You really need to
wrap these."
"Fine. But only if I get {a popsicle} afterwards."
*sighs* "Fine."
{"Okeday!"}
Heero sighs and finishes wrapping.
"I'll be right back with your popsicle."
Heero exits, and the grin on Duo's face fades with Heero's departure.
#What am I going to do?#
#What am I going to do?#
Heero pulls a blueberry popsicle out of the freezer as he spots Quatre walking through.
"Quatre"
"Hai, Heero."
"We need to have a talk."
Duo gets impatient and begins to search for something to do. He finds a leftover {swizzle
stick} from his last alcohol binge, picks it up with his mouth, and begins to poke at the
ants gathering on Heero's cookie with the other side.
{#I call it... alcoholic anteater. Take that, Tonto!#}
"What is it Heero?"
"Why didn't you tell me about his throat? What happened?"
"Perhaps we should sit. This could take a while."
Duo quickly bored of that distraction and was now trying to figure out how to open a bottle
of Whisky without turning his wrists.
Quatre led Heero to a sofa in the dining room. (Five boys wouldn't want to eat at a kitchen
table. I mean, maybe, Quatre would, but can you picture Duo at a kitchen table? The table
was the first thing to go.)
"Well?"
"Heero, Duo had.... is having... a hard time."
"When did this happen?"
"Look, maybe you should talk to Duo about this."
Duo bounced in holding his unopened bottle.
"Speak of the devil, ne Heero? Where's my popsicle?"
Heero wearily held up the now half-melted blueberry popsicle.
"Duo, what..."
"He sprained his wrists. So, I bandaged them."
"More like *you* sprained my wrists, ne Heero?"
"It was... accidental."
Quatre looked confused and slightly scared.
"Perhaps I should go and let you two talk." *smiles weakly*
"Whacha talking bout Q-man? Everything's cool."
Heero stared deep into Quatre's sky blue eyes.
"Perhaps you should."
Duo formed big puppy eyes, ignoring the situation.
"Could someone open my Whisky, pleeeeeeeaaase." *makes pouty face and hold up bottle between
his hands, looking pitiful*
Quatre backed out of the room.
"Oi Heero, I think you scared him."
Heero turned his death glare to meet duo's gaze.
"I am soooo scared. Oh no. The perfect soldier is going to get me." *sarcastically*
Heero ignored Duo and continued his death glare.
"Ya know, if ya keep doing that your face is going to stick that way. Oops, what am I
saying? It already has." *sticks out tongue*
Wufei starts to go sit and eat in the dining room, but sees this scene and goes some place
far far away.
"Are ya gonna open this or not?"
"Not. You've been drinking way to much lately."
"Yes, *mom*!"
Sparks start to fly between the two piolets as they start a staring contest.
"I don't need you. I'll go find someone *else* to open it."
"I don't think so."
Duo starts walking, and Heero starts following.
"Since when did you take an interest in something other than your laptop and the mission?"
#He has a point. What's wrong with me? Why am I wasting time following him around?
...Well, if something happens to him it could be a danger to the mission. Yeah.#
"Well? Cat get your tongue?" (For those of you who watch the American Cartoon Network
version this could be taken a number of different ways. (Catra=Quatre) He he.)
Heero continued to follow Duo all the way into the bathroom.
"What? Can't I at least be alone in the bathroom? What are you, some kind of hentai?"
Heero stood his ground.
"Is this your new mission or something? Dr. J to 01, watch 02 take a piss." *snickers*
Heero said nothing.
"Fine. Have it your way."
Duo struggled with his zipper and then blushed.
"Oi Heero, my wrists..."
Heero sighed and unzipped it for him.
Trowa walked by the still open bathroom door to see this.
#I do *not* want to know. Just keep walking.#
"What are the chances of you leaving me alone?"
"Slim to none. I'll just keep *bugging* you till I get my way."
Heero took on one of those scary grins that made Wednesday's(from the second "Adam's Family"
movie) pale in comparison.
"Fine, have it your way. Follow me around for the rest of my life for all I care."
"Ninmu ryoukai."
Wow, that was long, pwp, and sadly, will probably have another part. Anyone want to add any
props or lines challenges?
Laters, plude