This fic is in response to challenges by (in no particular order) Fiery Opal, Tiff Tiff,
Vampira, Jo, and Jax, my sudo little brother who is still being a lurker.
{} = challenge answer (Two requests were made for magic markers. One was for Magic Markers
and one was for a Magic Marker. Both requests will be fulfilled separately. You guys must
be reading each other's minds or something. You're psycho, err... I mean *psychic*... yeah.
^_~)
***** = flashback sequence.
I own none of these characters. Please don't sue.
Contains adult content and yaoi.
"Oreo IV"
"Never Give Duo Sugar"
Heero sighed as he lay Duo down in his bed after his sugar crash. He couldn't believe what
the braided one was capable of when he was hyper.
{"Gee Heero, what are we going to do tonight?"
Duo looked up at Heero and mumbled in Pinky's voice("Pinky and the Brain")} before crashing
completely.
Heero squinted in confusion to the phrase and ran over the days sordid events.
*****
After downing the Dr. Pepper mixed with Pixi Stix, Duo threw on a {M&M's Minis baseball
cap}, ate {a Rice Crisy's Treat}, and ran amuck throughout the house with a black {Magic
Marker}. Heero couldn't keep up with him to stop him.
Heero could still remember the look on Wufei's face as he came down the stairs holding a
stuffed lizard.
"Maxwell! You tattooed Fluffy!"
Duo just grinned.
"Fluffy doesn't need a heart-shaped tatoo that says ‘Wufei'! Injustice! Hearts are weak!"
"And owning a stuffed {lizard named Fluffy} isn't?"
"Maxwell!!!"
Wufei ran after Duo, but not even Wufei could keep up with Duo at that point. It was
probably the mixture of the spiked soda, the blueberry popsicle, and the Rice Crispy's
Treat.
Heero wasn't sure how, but by the next time Heero caught up with Duo he had {shrunken a pair
of Heero's spandex shorts} to the size of Quatre's favorite {plush toy cow that moos} when
you squeeze it, applied them, and hid it. Mooing echoed throughout the house as the spandex
constantly squeezed the f***ing cow. The other crazed pilots tore up the house looking for
it to make it stop. Quatre almost went zero.
While Heero was helping the other pilots search, Duo pulled out his trusty multicolored
{Magic Markers} and began to ‘redecorate' Heero's room with happy flowers and smiling suns
and clouds while singing the Jiggley-Puff song.
That was when Heero fully realized Duo's plot to make Heero kill him as his trigger finger
itched.
"Duo! Where did you hide the cow?!"
"Where do ya think, Heero?"
"What do you want me to do, get up and do a little jig while singing "I'm a Lucky Little
Leprechaun!"?!"
Duo grins.
#I should have kept my mouth shut.#
{Heero does a little jig while singing "I'm a Lucky Little Leprechaun" several times.} Duo
pulls the cow out of one of his enormous pockets and throws it at Heero. Heero depantsed
the cow with the accuracy and speed he would a bomb.
Heero suddenly felt something hard hit him in the head. He looked up to see Duo pouring an
enormous box of {Leggos} over his head. Heero saw red.
As Heero chased Duo all over the house the other pilots hastily left. They seemed eager not
to be a part of the obvious carnage to come.
Duo stopped mid-run.
"Oi Heero..."
Heero took the opportunity to tackle Duo to the ground and pin him.
"Heero... I have to go to the bathroom... and ...you're hurting my wrists again."
Duo whined and threatened to piss his pants until Heero got off of him, helped him up, and
unzipped his fly for him.
While washing his hands, Duo tore out a bag of Crispy M&M's and inhaled them. Heero grabbed
the bag in time to save half of it and put them in the trash.
{"No Heero, not in there! Put it in here."}
Duo pointed to Heero's mouth.
Heero's eyes narrowed as he eyed the bag.
"Come on! You know you want to."
Heero gingerly removed a blue M&M from the bag and put it in his mouth.
"Now, bite it."
Heero followed orders and was pleasantly surprised. Duo smiled and grabbed the bag running
with it.
"Now ya gotta catch me if ya want more."
Heero pondered this and realized he was being challenged.
Duo was evintually once again pinned under Heero.
"No more sugar for you."
Duo replied with a yawn.
*****
Heero first glances over at a glass of {sour milk} on Duo's messy night stand and then
glances down at Duo's peaceful sleeping form.
#How could something so... so... angelic cause so much trouble. Angelic?#
Without warning, Duo rolls over in his sleep grabbing Heero and pulling him down on top of
him.
{Heero just lay there on top of Duo on Duo's bed.} He was afraid if he moved or tried to pry
Duo's arms off that the braided one would wake up and continue his rampage of carnage.
Duo feels Heero's hands run through his hair.
{"Oi Heero......don't stop....please." Duo moans, wanting this to last as long as
possible.}
Duo suddenly flips open his eyes to realize that Heero really is asleep on top of him
running his fingers through his hair. Duo ponders waking him up or letting him continue.
As much as he knows he should wake him, Duo lays back and enjoys the sensations of Heero's
fingers in his hair.
Eyelids flicker open to let violet meet blue. The blue eyes narrow, and the previously
moving fingers freeze in place.
"Heero..."
Keep sending in those challenges for the next one! ^_^ Please.
Laters, plude