This fic is in response to challenges from(in the order I received them) Fiery Opal, Angel,
Vampira, Jo, Orasa NeKuma, Tiff Tiff, and Goddess of Death. It also includes ideas from The
Paladin of Orph. Thanks everyone! *group glomp* Keep em comin', please. ^_^
I own none of these characters except Chibi, and anyone nuts enough want to use him is
welcome to. Please don't sue.
Contains adult content and yaoi.
I love any questions, comments, critiques, etc...
"Oreo VI"
"No, This Isn't Drug Induced"
Duo awoke on the floor in his room in a cold sweat with the gun cradled in his arms to a
beeping coming from Heero's computer.
Heero was still shooting outside when Quatre walked out looking worried.
"You have a mission."
When Heero walked up to his room Duo was nowhere to be found.
It seemed that an unidentified alien ship had recently showed up, and Doctor J warned that
Oz might be after it. His instructions were to basically go ‘handle' the situation (blow
the smeg out of it) before Oz could even examine it.
"Ninmu ryoukai."
The small, round, fuzzy, midnight violet creature saw a shiny object. It liked shiny
objects, so, it attached to the object and cuddled it.
"Ninmu kanryo."
Heero congratulated himself on another successful mission, but he didn't notice the creature
clinging to his crest
Heero arrived back late at night to a dark room. He threw off his coat and entered the room
only to be tackled to the ground by a very pissed {Duo who was trying to choke him. Heero
pushed against him and flipped him over.
"You can't kill me. Your arms are too short."}
"$%$#%$#^@!!!!"
Duo threw Heero off and ran out the room only to bump straight into Quatre. Quatre gently
herded Duo back into the room.
"Look, I know something is wrong here, but for the sake of the missions we all need to be
able to work together."
"Nothing's wrong."
"Heero?"
"Hai... nothing."
With that Duo and Heero went to bed, and Quatre departed still feeling quite weary.
The creature became aware that it's current resting place was not too comfortable, so it
went off in search of somewhere warm and comfy to rest.
Duo awoke late as usual and looked around the room to see a lump in Heero's bed.
"Oi Heero, I didn't think you ever slept in!"
". . . . ."
Duo shrugs, gets out of bed, and opens the door to see...
"Heero?! But, I thought... Well, who the hell is that?"
Duo points to Heero's bed.
"Hn?"
Duo walks over to Heero's bed and pokes the lump.
"Beep... Squiggle..."
Duo rips off the covers as Heero draws his gun from spandex space.
"How kawiiiii!!!"
The small fluffy alien was about a foot tall, round with large pink eyes, cat ears, bat
wings, and cute little antennae.
"Duo, its an alien, it is probably dangerous."
The creature suddenly saw the most wonderful creature to life-bond with.
Heero readies his gun, but Duo jumps between him and the creature.
"Don't shoot it! It's kawii!!!"
Heero shoves Duo out of the way.
"How can you..."
Suddenly, the creature leaps from the bed and glomps Heero.
"What the...?"
"Look Heero, he likes you! Kawii!!!"
Heero does not look amused.
Wufei awoke from his Prozac-induced slumber sprawled across the kitchen table wearing a
{pink tutu} with pink bows holding his hair into pigtails. Trowa was avidly taking pictures
with spy surveillance camera.
Wufei's rants and yells of injustice could be heard throughout the house.
Heero put away his gun and started to cuddle with the creature as he walked off to get some
breakfast completely ignoring Duo.
"What was *that* all about?"
Duo quickly followed Heero, who was still cuddling with the creature, down the hall.
Breakfast was strange. Everyone stared as Heero coddled the creature and delicately fed it
while holding it in his lap. Quatre could sense something strange radiating from it and
settling on Heero, but no one dared to say anything. Every time someone tried they were met
with the patented Heero Yuy death glare.
The next few hours were spent with Heero babying and pampering the creature while avoiding
Duo as much as possible.
Heero finally bumped into Quatre while walking down the hall with the freshly bathed
creature which now had a pink bow in its hair.
"Heero, what's going on? That creature is making you act... strange."
"He's not a creature. His name is Chibi." *said with a straight face*
"Um... well... *Chibi* is effecting your behavior."
"Leave Chibi alone. Me and Chibi-chan are going out shopping. Aren't we Chibi-wibi?"
Quatre facefaulters.
Heero returned with Chibi and several bags a while later for lunch. He dropped the bags in
his and Duo's room and headed downstairs to the table still carrying Chibi. Upon arriving
downstairs a strange scent caught his nostrils and Chibi leapt from his arms and ran off to
the kitchen.
Heero entered the kitchen to see Duo and Chibi fighting over a pile of strange pies.
"Nani?"
Quatre addressed Heero from the stove.
"Some of my relatives from America sent me these strange pies called {Jello cheesecake}. It
appears to be Chibi's favorite food, and Duo..."
"I love cheesecake!!! Heeeeero! Control your pet!" *whines*
"No. Share."
Chibi ultimately won the most cheesecake, and lunch seemed to follow a similar pattern to
breakfast.
After lunch, Heero exited with Chibi, Duo wondered off to god knows where, Wufei went to lay
down from his now splitting headache, and {Quatre picked up Trowa's really big leather whip}
and asked Trowa to teach him how to use it.(insert off-colored joke here)
Hours later, Duo tired of sulking and ascended back up to his bedroom to see {Heero with
freshly {dyed blue hair} singing "I'm A Little Teapot"} complete with arm motions to Chibi
who was snuggled into Heero's sheets .
Duo fell to the ground in shock and laughter.
Heero turned around, now realizing that he was being watched. Heero tried giving Duo a
death glare, but he was blushing which stood out quite nicely with the blue hair, and Duo
only laughed harder. Duo laughed so hard he was starting to hyperventilate. Heero ripped
him off the floor by his braid and started to violently throw him against the wall.
"Go ahead and kill me. {Come on, you know you wanna!"}
Heero suddenly dropped him and ran into the bathroom. Duo got up and plopped down on his
bed. Chibi stared at him from atop Heero's bed across the room. It was starting to give
Duo the willies.
"Oi Chibi? Want some {bubble gum}?"
{Once inside the bathroom, Heero leaned against the wall. He had suddenly in that instant
had a vision of all the pain he had caused Duo. Everything that Duo did and felt since the
make-out session scrambled through his brain.
{"To hell with the missions, Duo is the whole world to me."}*whispered*
Heero went through the bag of items he had acquired at the store earlier and pulled out
{black roses with gold on the edges}. He didn't know why, but when he saw them he had to
buy them. Now, he really wanted to give them to Duo. He could just imagine walking up to
Duo, roses in hand and singing Bryan Adams's "Everything I Do". For some reason that
English song just seemed to fit.
It turns out that giving Chibi gum wasn't such a hot idea. Gum was now covering him. Duo
started trying to pick gum from his fur.
{Heero dropped the roses in the trash and picked up his razor.
#How can I expect Duo to just forgive me after all the hurt I have caused him? I can't!!!
He deserves better than me. After all, he isn't some toy that I can come up to and play
with whenever I want, discard, and then come back to play with again. He is no plaything.#
Trying to remove the gum from Chibi's fur was an even worse idea. Gum now covered Duo as
well. Duo's eyes widened as he saw a glob of gum on his braid. Duo ran over to the
bathroom and started banging on the door. When that didn't work a pang of worry hit his
mind. Forgetting about his hurt wrists, he pulled out his lock pics and threw open the
door.
{Heero raised the razor blade over his wrist and was about to slit the wrist when Duo burst
in, seemingly uncaring of his own hurt wrists. He should have known better when Duo was
banging at the door wanting in, that if he stayed silent Duo would find a way to pick the
locks.
Upon seeing what, Heero was doing Duo grabbed the razorblade from Heero's grasp.
"What are you doing?!"
Heero put his head in his hands, ashamed to show Duo he was crying like an infant and said,
"I'm sorry....I just....figured that if I killed myself....I wouldn't be able...to hurt you
again....and....and....I'm expendable. The mission doesn't need me! Doctor J said so!
I...I'm just....damn it, I'm confused! I have all these damned feelings crashing down around
me all at once and...and...then I hurt you, just because.....BECAUSE OF A STUPID MISSION!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'M SORRY!" Heero continues to cry loudly and Duo wraps him in a warm
embrace.}}
"Shhh..."
Duo runs his fingers through Heero's soft, now blue, hair in an attempt to calm him. He
then raises his chin to meet him eye to eye. The blue color really did look good with his
deep blue eyes. Upon meeting those tear-filled eyes all words and thoughts were thrown to
the wind, and Duo met those soft trembling lips with his own.
Heero kissed back hungrily, biting and sucking as if his life depended on it. Duo kissed a
trail down to Heero's neck where he sucked hard.
{"GOD Duo....what're DOING to me? That feels so GOOD!" Heero moans in pure pleasure.}
{"Do you like it like this Hee-chan?" Duo asked lovingly.}
Keep sending in those challenges, please. If anyone wants I will draw a pic of Hee-chan
with blue hair holding Chibi.
Laters, plude
Okay, I had a feeling this would happen eventually. I now have two completely opposing
requests. What I am going to do is answer both of them. How am I going to do that you
might ask. Simple. The fic is now splitting into two different time lines. The lemon one
will be titled "Lemon Flavored Oreos" and the non-lemon one will be titled "Plain
Double-stuffed Oreos". I will work hard on both of them, and both will except challenges.
Please be explicit on which fic you want which challenge to go to. Some of you may wish to
read both of them considering that they will now be branching in totally different
directions possibly. I hope you like! ^_^ Questions? Comments?
laters, plude