Hey all! This is my very first DBZ fanfic, and I decided it sux so I here is the redone
version. I think you will find this one a lot more accurate in names, ages, and technical
stuff. I also intend to make it less ooc. So, without farther ado... Here is the new and
improved "Ouch You Bit Me". The second chapter will soon follow.
Warnings: adult content, shounen ai, yaoi implications possible, drunk chibis, unbetaed
Please, read with discretion.
I do not own DBZ or any of its characters. Please, don't sue.
This fic is loosely based on an rpg between me and my friend, Hugbug. ^_^
Please send feedback! *offers yummy coconut pocky*
This fic starts after Vegita fights Buu but is in a different timeline where Buu stays dead
and Gohan actually did die in the initial fight with Buu. Trunks and Goten are off in search
of the dragon balls to wish Vegita and Gohan back to life.
"Ouch! You Bit Me!" Chapter 1
Trunks and Goten rushed down the road towards McDonalds, their oasis in a sea of desert.
They had been off in search of the dragon balls for several days now, ever since Trunks
and Goten had awaken to find the fate of Vegita and Gohan. They vowed then to find all of
the dragon balls and to wish them back to life. They now had 5 out of 7 and were
practically starving. They soon arrived happily at their destination.
Upon arrival, Trunks looked up on the menu to see the current Kids Meal toys were the many
battle costumes and characters of "Card Captor Sakura". He promptly ordered 50 Kid’s Meals
while Goten was busy eyeballing the menu and not paying any general attention, a little
drool dripping down his chin. Goten ordered two of everything they had and followed Trunks
to a booth, plopping down warily and impatiently awaiting their number on the speaker. It
didn’t take long before both boys were avidly munching on the anti-food of McDs. That was
when Goten noticed what Trunks had ordered.
"Oi Trunks-kun, the adult meals have more food ya know... and besides "Card Captor Sakura"
is a show for girls, and girls are gross. You said so yourself."
Goten scrunched his cute little nose at this.
"It is not! You don’t know anything, Goten. There is a boy in that show too!" Trunks
stated with a glare.
"Yeah, but I heard some kids say he looks kinda gay and dresses like a sissy. Wait, he *is*
gay! He has a crush on that Yuki guy I hear..."
"Shut up, Goten! The only gay thing here is you! Have you even *seen* an episode of CCS?
Do you even know what *gay* means?"
"Well... no.." *sweatdrop*
"Then you don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re just a baka. So :PPPPPPP!!! And
don’t diss on Syaoran! He kicks ass!"
Goten just sweatdropped.
"...You’re right about one thing though, Goten. Girls *are* icky."
"I bet you’re just saying that cause you couldn’t get a date with one to save your life."
Goten quickly covered his mouth with his hand and ducked, expecting a punch. He couldn’t
believe he had let that slip out.
Trunks glared a few minutes in thought before coming up with...
"I’m 8. What do I need a date for anyway?"
"Whatever ya say, Trunks-kun."
"You don’t think I could get one do ya, Goten?! I can *so* get a date."
Goten sweatdropped again, not sure what the big deal was anyway.
"Fine! I’ll prove it!"
Trunks looked around the room before spotting a pretty young girl a few years older than him
sitting with two cats. She was wearing a soft pink outfit and had beautiful deep violet
hair.
Trunks stood from the table and walked over to her. He was a boy on a mission.
"Umm... uhh... h-hi."
Trunks blushed and sweat-dropped as he addressed her.
"Hello, my name is Homnio(yes from Outlaw Star)."
"Thats a pretty name. My name is Trunks Vegita Briefs," Trunks stated proudly. He knew the
name Briefs meant something around these parts.
"Um... Thanks..."
Homnio looked at Trunks like he had three heads or something. That just caused him to
become even more nervous than he was. He pulled a large amount of money from his pocket and
showed her.
"I will give you all of this if you pretend to be my date for five minutes..."
#Please, please, please...# he thought to himself.
Homnio looked bored by this and yawned. Her pager suddenly beeped with the code signifying
it was her turn to get a crack at Gene Starwind. She quickly rose to her feet.
"Well, it’s been swell, but the swelling’s gone down. See ya round, Trunks."
Trunks sighed heavily, slipping the cash back into his pocket and heading back to the table.
She hadn’t even addressed him in a respectful way. It made him mad. The air around
started to crackle. If she weren’t a girl he woulda... Well, he didn’t know, but he sure
would have done something, probably something that would have ended with her in the
hospital.
He dreaded what to say to Goten when he got back to the table. He finally came up with...
"She um... She had to go home... curfew..."
#Sure... He knows she just shot you down.# he thought to himself.
"Right Trunks-kun," Goten mumbled around a mouth full of fries. He really hadn’t meant
anything by it at all, but of course Trunks took it the wrong way.
"What do you mean by *that*, Goten?!"
"Nothing," Goten mumbled, his mouth now full of burger.
All around them the air now crackled, and the lightbulb above their table cracked and went
out. Goten looked up and then across the table at Trunks.
"What’s wrong, Trunks-kun?"
One thing that Trunks inherited from Vegita was his quick temper. He picked up the napkin
holder, crushing it in his hand. Goten visibly flinched. He could see tears forming in the
corners of Trunks’s eyes, and it made him feel awful. He hadn’t meant for Trunks to be
upset.
"I take it back, Trunks-kun. I know you could get a date if you wanted one. I’m sure that
girl was just in trouble at home or something. I can’t see why *anyone* would not want to
go out with you. I was just teasing. Gomen nasai."
Trunks sighed and sat down the remainder of the napkin holder, looking out the window to the
sprinkles of rain hitting the pavement outside.
Goten frowned slightly and pointed to Trunks’s leftover happy meal cookies.
"You gonna eat those?"
Trunks sighed again. Goten was such a... such a... Son.
"You can have em."
Goten’s face lit up like he was just given the world and a million dollars. It was so easy
to make him happy. Trunks swore for a bag of Oreo’s Goten would probably sell his soul.
(Gratuitous "Barry Ween" reference.)
Goten inhaled the cookies and stood up, stretching.
"Alright! Let’s go get us some dragon balls!"
Trunks grinned and headed for the door.
"*Now* you’re talkin’!"
*****
A few hours later found Trunks and Goten flying towards a plush deserted island. They
landed smoothly and Goten pulled out the device Bulma had given them to track down the
dragon balls with. Trunks had decided to let Goten navigate this trip to make him feel
important. Goten pointed his hand in the direction of a large mountain, and both boys took
off flying in that direction, arriving at a large nest of some form of creature with eggs
that were very similar looking to dragon balls.(I swear, it seems like there is always some
giant bird that thinks the dragon balls are eggs. ^_^’)
"You fly that way, Goten, and I’ll go get the dragon ball."
"But Trunks-kun... I want to go with you."
Goten’s voice came out all pouty, and Trunks would rather just let him have his way this
time than argue.
"But, this is really dangerous and... *sigh* alright, come on."
Amazingly enough, the boys acquired the dragon ball without incident, but unfortunately,
were both very hungry and tired by the time they flew back down from the mountain. Trunks
suggested they spend the night on the island, and Goten said that sounded like a good idea, although his stomach protested slightly.
"Trunks-kun, I’m hungry..." Goten whined and looked up a Trunks with big Chibi eyes.
"Me too. Any ideas?"
#What am I thinking? Ideas? This is Goten after all...#
"Umm... How about that bush?"
Goten pointed out a holly bush.
#Knew it.#
"Goten, mom said not to eat any berries from bushes cause they could be poisonous. She said
the same thing about mushrooms."
"Then what are we going to eat?" *pout* "Matte, how about those fruit up there?"
Goten pointed to a large tree covered in large, strange red fruit. (Think the fruit from
"Deadzone" that Gohan ate. ^_~)
"Mom didn’t say anything about fruit so I think it looks pretty safe. Come on, lets go
munch."
Trunks flew up the tree and tossed several dozen fruit down, meeting Goten back on the
ground only to find the boy had eaten them all as they fell. He glared and flew back up
picking one fruit after another and shoving them into his mouth whole as Goten did the same.
"These taste yummy! You actually did something right."
"Hai! Wait..."
Goten had to think on whether that was a compliment or an insult. He suddenly looked back
up at Trunks.
"Woah... Trunks-kun, I feel funny..."
"Me too, Goten... Woah..."
Trunks spun around in a circle and fell to the ground. Goten fell atop him.
"Get offa’ me! You’re crushing my arm."
Goten moved around, trying to get off of Trunks, but the little purple dragons flying around
and the little angel wings on Trunk’s back distracted him. Trunks was also hallucinating.
"Chibi, you’re wearing pink." *giggle*
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
Goten peeled off his cloths to his "Pocket Monsters" boxers and tossed them aside,
unfortunately into the nearby river unbeknownst to him.
"Well, I’m not now!"
He glared in satisfaction.
"HAHAHAHAAAAA! You have Pocket Monsters on your boxers, and you were making fun of *me* for
liking CCS!"
"Shut-up, Trunks! My mom bought them, and I *like* "Pokemon"! At least *it’s* for boys!" :PPPPPPPP!!!
"Whatever you say, Chibi..."
Goten just frowned, giving in as he always did.
"...Well, at least put some clothes on, Goten."
"I don’t have any."
"Yes you do, baka... That giraffe is wearing them."
"Well, how the heck am I supposed to get em from him?"
"Never mind... you can wear *my* shirt."
Trunks pulled off his shirt and tossed it to Goten who pulled it on.
#Wow, green *is* his color... What am I thinking?!!#
A bright blush spread across Trunks’s already alcohol reddened cheeks and something suddenly
occurred to him that never would have passed through his mind had he been sober.
"Me and this kid I met at the playground were talking, and he said he had been kissed
before, and then he asked me if I had. Well, I couldn’t be one-upped by a baka human so I
said "Yeah", and I was wondering if you could help me..."
"Help you what?"
Goten tilted his head to the side, confusion plain on his face.
"Well uhh... Goten.. You see... I uhh... I never *have* kissed anyone."
Trunks sweatdropped. Had he been sober he never would have admitted such a thing.
"Oh! Oh! You’ve kissed your mom."
"That doesn’t count, Chibi."
"Chibi???"
"That’s you, Goten. You remind me of one of those super deformed little characters from
animes."
Goten blinked a few times, not understanding in the least that Trunks was trying to say he
was cute.
"Well, you could kiss that tree or that panda bear over there..."
"I think it has to be human."
"Oh, well then you could kiss me I guess."
A huge grin spread across Trunk’s face.
"Really, Chibi?"
"Sure, why not?"
Trunks didn’t answer that. It was obvious neither of their brains seemed to be functioning
correctly at the moment, or else it would have dawned on him that this might not be such a
good idea being that for one, his father would literally kill him and for two well...
"Close your eyes, Chibi."
Goten closed his eyes.
"Matte, Trunks, how will he know you are telling the truth?"
"That’s a good point... I could set the camera to take a picture."
Trunks picked up the camera and aimed it at them before closing his eyes. Five minutes
later, Goten was wondering what Trunks was doing and opened an eye to see the boy staring at
him.
"Well, are you gonna kiss me or not?"
"Oh... umm.. Sorry... I will... just... close your eyes again."
To say Trunks was nervous would be an understatement. He closed his eyes and leaned slowly
forward to let his lips brush against and then kiss... a piece of fruit?! "Click," went the
camera, and Trunks’s eyes popped open to see Goten holding up a piece of that fruit that he
happened to be kiss.
"CHIBI!!! What are people going to say?! Thanks to you my first kiss was with a piece of
fruit, and I don’t even know it’s name!"
This caused Goten to fall over in a fit of giggles.
"Not funny! Not funny! This is not funny!"
"I thought it was." *grin* "Oh calm down. Lets try again."
"Are you sure? No more jokes."
"No more jokes. I promise."
"Ok, shut your eyes again."
Goten did as instructed, and Trunks remembered to hold up the camera as he leaned
forward and took Goten’s lips with his own, snapping the shot and then biting his lip.
"Ouch! What did you do that for?!"
Trunks grinned.
"It’s payback."
"Well, it hurts, and I think my lip is bleeding."
"Aww... cry me a river..."
"Hey!!!"
Goten grabbed another fruit and shoved it in Trunks’s mouth. Trunks swallowed it whole,
slightly choking before attempting to stand only to fall atop Goten and give up on the whole
moving thing, his eyes sliding shut. Goten, finding himself unable to get away from what
ever it was that was pinning him down, decided sleep sounded good.
*****
Well? Was it better? Could you not tell the difference? Anybody ready for the next
chapter?
Laters, plude
"Only *dead* fish always go downstream."
"The way to a man’s heart is with a broadsword."