You guessed it. I have had way to many M&M's, and I am going one step further over the edge
with a GW/Pokemon fusion fic. You guys can feel free to flame me if you want. I probably
deserve it for this one. Don't worry, it's probably just a one-shot, and it's really short.
I own none of these characters. I am just borrowing them to annoy everyone. Please don't
sue.
Shounen ai and possible adult language warning. Extreme fluff warning.
1x2 and 3x4... sort of
"Pokechibi"
Heero Katchum ran down the road with Quatrechu on his shoulder.
"Omae o korosu if you don't stop following me."
"But Hee-chan, you self-destructed in my gundam, and you owe me a new one. I am not going
away until you replace it."
"Stop calling me that!"
Quatrechu grinned.
"Quatrechu! Quat-re!"(High-pitched)
"See, even Quatrechu likes me!"
The two boys stopped in their tracks upon seeing an a Wufeimander sitting atop a rock.
"What are they stopping for?"
"I don't know."
"None the less, that Quatrechu shall be ours or we're not Team Oz!"
"Wufei! Mander! Wufei-mander!"*cute little wussy voice*
"Back off, I'm gonna catch it!"
"Go Hee-chan!"
"Stop calling me that!"
As Heero was busy griping at Duo, the Wufeimander jumped from the rock and took off down the
road.
"Now look what you've done!"
"You're the one who scared it with all your yelling!"
Both boys took off down the road after the Wufeimander. Heero suddenly pulled out a
chibiball.
"Pigiotrowa, go! Catch that Wufeimander."
Pigiotrowa ignored Heero, jumped up on Heero's shoulder, and started to cuddle with
Quatrechu.
"Oh, how kawii!!!"
"Shut up!"
Wufeimander stopped in it's tracks and started to giggle, followed by Duo.
"Shut up! It's not funny!"
Team rocket chose this moment to present themselves.
"To protect the word from the deva(you know Maria Carey, Brittany Spears, etc.) nation,"
"To tie up all peoples within all nations"
"To denounce the evils of Ruth(McDougal from "Hey Arnold". Don't ask.) and cud(yep, that
stuff that cows chew),"
"To *extend* our reach to the stars above!"
"Zechs."
"Treize."
"Team Oz blast off at the speed of tripe(goat stomach)."
"Surrender now or prepare to gripe!"
"Meorthy, that's trite!"
"Oh no. It's team Oz." *sarcastically*
Heero pulls out a stun-gun.
"Omae o korosu."
Team Oz runs away.
"Oh no, we're running away agaaaiiiiiiinnnnn!"
Duo hugs Heero.
"Hee-chan, my hero!"(bad pun intended)
"Stop calling me that!"
"You kicked their Ash, Hee-chan!" (I repeat, bad pun intended.)
Men in white lab coats show up at plude's door and take her away.
Duo: "Since plude can't say bye, I will to anyone insane enough to still be reading at this
point. That was just wrong on so many different levels."
Laters, I'm outie dude, Duo