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This contains adult content and yaoi. Read with discretion.
"Switching Places" Chapter 11
by plude
Duo blurrily awakened.
"Where... where am I?"
"Hello, I'm Doctor Tofu, and this is my office. You must still be having amnesia. What
happened this time, Duo?"
"This time? Do I spend a lot of time here?"
"You could say that."
"Well, I remember walking into the dojo with Mr. S... I mean dad... *Duo squinted at the
word* and he was saying something about classical bear-pit training."
"Then what happened."
"The guy put on some classical music and went nuts and pushed me into a pit full of live
bears! What the **** is wrong with that maniac?!!!"
Kasumi walks in. "Good evening, Dr. Tofu. How is Duo doing?"
Dr. Tofu's glasses steam up. "Oh, Kasumi!!! He's doing much better! Aren't you Duo? *to
skeleton*"
Duo raises an eyebrow in confusion.
"That's nice. I brought you some cookies, Dr. Tofu."
"Oh, thank you, Kasumi! Would you like one, Duo?*offers to skeleton*"
"Dr. Tofu, can I go now? Hospitals aren't my favorite places."
"Oh sure you can, Betty."
"Who is Betty?"
Kasumi looks at Dr. Tofu. "It was nice talking with you again, Dr., but I had better be
going."
"Nice. Yes!"
Kasumi exits and Dr. Tofu grabs Duo who is still in a lot of pain and throws him over his
shoulders and begins to run around with him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*~*~*
Ranma awoke suddenly from another dream, this time much more erotic(Anyone who feels the
need for a descriptive lemon with HeeroxRanma at this part, feel free to write one.), with
himself and Heero. He felt sick to his stomach. If his mom knew about these dreams, surely
she would make him commit Sepuku.
He looked around the room. The room around him was dark, but he could make out another
bed across the room and a door leading to a bathroom. He noted that someone had cleaned him
up and put him in clean cloths. The last he remembered, he was covered in blood.
Upon moving around, Ranma discovered that he needed to change his cloths again from the
dream. It was all too much for him. So, he ran into the adjacent bathroom and puked his
guts out.
Wufei came in, hearing the ralph noises. "Are you ok?"
Ranma turned bright red at his soaked cloths and tears were running down his cheeks. "May I
please be alone?"
"Hai." Wufei exits.
*~*~*
Duo wearily walks down the street. "I can't win!"
Duo hears laughing that distinctly sounds like Xellos.
"You ba$tard!!!"
Everything freezes and Xellos appears in front of him.
"Don't say I didn't warn you."
"What the hell is wrong with you?! You sadist!"
"That's not a very nice thing to say."
"I am not having a very *nice* day."
"Oh, and why not?"
"You damn well know why not!"
"Hm..." Xellos disappears.
"Come back here! I'm not done with you yet!"
*~*~*
Ranma hopped into the shower and washed up. He felt a little better after he was clean, but
then realized he didn't have any clean cloths. He sighed as he wrapped himself in a towel,
bundled his dirty cloths in a dirty towel, and took off towards the laundry room.
Arriving in the laundry room, Ranma saw many piles of clean cloths. He smiled as he picked
out some Chinese cloths and threw them on. He felt more like himself not wearing all black.
He then headed out to the yard to practice. Maybe, he could take out his frustrations and
get his martial arts back up to par in one foul swoop.
Ranma practiced hard and had just fallen flat on his butt when he heard a snicker from the
door. He turned around to see Wufei.
"Nice cloths."