"Switching Places" Chapter 5
by plude
Duo promptly sat in the tub to realize that the pig had grown quite a bit. A very nude and
wet Ryoga now sat in his lap with his head pressed against his chest.
"...Ryoga?!"
Both boys turned three shades of red.
"You're the p..."
Ryoga punched at Duo and barely missed his head to hit the tile behind him.
"Shut up, Duo!"
"How did this... why?"
"This isn't funny, Duo!"
Ryoga balled up his fist.
"I really don't kn... remember. Please, at least tell me why you're trying to kill me. I
don't want to fight you without a good reason."
"I want to kill you because you made my life a living hell!!!"
*~*~*
"Because... well... we need you."
"I am of no use to your missions anymore."
Wufei didn't look at Ranma. He just picked up Heero's limp body and exited. Ranma sat
there for a moment in shock and then began to cry again. Quatre woke up to his sobs and
slowly wrapped his arms around Ranma.
"Shh... please don't cry. It will get better when you remember you're training."
Ranma just ignored him. Quatre suddenly leaned over and took Ranma's lips with his own.
*~*~*
"What did I do?"
Duo and Ryoga suddenly looked down to realize the compromising position that they were still
in and turned even brighter red. Ryoga's face lost his look of anger to be replaced by
embarrassment and confusion.
"You really can't remember."
"That's what I've been saying."
"You're not acting... normal."
#He *is* quite handsome. What am I thinking? This is Duo. He's a guy. Am I losing my
mind?!#
#I wish this guy didn't hate me so much. Wait... why do I care?#
"Define ‘normal'."
"You're almost being... nice."
"Um... could you move? My leg is falling asleep."
Ryoga turned bright red and looked down as he stood up.
"Gomen."
Ryoga reached for a towel. Duo stood up and grabbed his own towel. A giant panda slid the
door open.
Duo couldn't take any more surprises.
"P-panda?"
Mr. Satome, the panda, looked at Ryoga and Duo and held up a sign that said, "Excuse me."
He then exited.
"T-that was a panda!"
"You really *are* having memory problems. That was your dad."
"Nani?!"
*~*~*
#What am I doing? I love Trowa, but I don't think he even knows I exist. What the hell am
I doing?!#
Ranma pushed Quatre away forcibly.
"I'm a *guy* right now!"
"Wha..."
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
"I..."
"Wait... I wonder..."
Ranma walked over to the sink, filled a cup with cold water, and dumped it over himself.
When nothing happened he began to jump up and down and cheer.
"Ranma... are you feeling ok?"
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explanation: Ranma's extreme attractiveness carried over with him. It's a pharamone thing.
Xellos loves to find loop holes to make the situation even harder.
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Contains adult content and Yaoi.
I own none of these characters. Standard disclaimer.
Ranma's opinions do not reflect my own in any way. They are based on his reactions to
Tsuba. I am just trying to stick to his previously established characterization.