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I own none of these characters. "Gundam Wing" belongs to Bandai, and "Ranma ½" Belongs to
Rumiko Takahashi. I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy...
Contains yaoi and adult content.
"Switching Places" Chapter 6
by plude
"That was your father. He is cursed too. When he gets wet with cold water he turns into a
panda."
"Oh... Is there anything else I should know about?"
"I don't even know where to begin."
"How about starting with why you hate..."
The wall suddenly ripped open to reveal Shampoo.
"Duo take Shampoo on date now!"
Ryoga turned bright red as he looked down at his barely towel-covered form.
"Come again?"
"Duo ready take Shampoo on date!"
"Does it look like I'm ready?! I'm wearing a freakin' towel! I need to take a piss! So,
if you'll kindly depart the bathroom and learn some manners..."
"Duo never talk Shampoo like that before."
"Well it's about time someone did! I like being glomped by a pretty girl as much as the
next guy, but when I can't take a piss in peace it's getting out of hand!"
Ryoga continued to stand in the background, bright red and motionless.
"But... Shampoo love Duo."
"If you really love me get out so I can use the facilities before my bladder explodes!"
Shampoo exits.
"Man, I thought I was annoying."
Duo starts to do his business when Mousse leaps in through the Shampoo-shaped hole.
"Shampoo! I love you, Shampoo!"
Mousse promptly glomps onto Duo while he is still doing his business.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
*~*~*
"Are you ok, Ranma?"
"I'm not a girl!"
"I would hope not."
"Wait, if I'm not a girl than why did you..."
"Kiss you?"
"I don't like girls like..."
"Woah! What's wrong with you? I mean... that's not... um... back off. I'm not that kind
of a freak! I like girls! Well, I don't like... well... you know what I mean! I'm
engaged... four times over..."
Everything freezes again as Xellos appears.
"Tsk, tsk. You can't seem to play by the rules."
"You put me here with these... murders and that... you know. That's not..."
"I warned you about breaking the rules. Now, there will be a price." *grins*
"What could be worse than this?!"
"You shall see." *grins*
Xellos snaps his fingers.
*~*~*
"What the hell is *wrong* with you people?!"
"Where's Shampoo?! What have you done with her?!"
#Now, I understand why Ranma is such a jerk. These people tend to wear thin on anyone's
nerves.#
"She left because I asked her too. Is a little privacy too much to ask around here?"
"I will never except your engagement to Shampoo! I challenge you!"
"What did I ever do to you? Can't you just give me a minute?"
Kuno jumps in through the hole.
"Foul Satome, What evil do you wage now?"
"Why doesn't the whole world show up and have a party while I try to piss?!"
Kodachi the Black Rose jumps through the hole.
"OH HO OH HO OH HO OH... Duo darling, I am here!" (Kodachi always speaks in creepy flesh
crawling tone)
"Another one?! How many are there?"
Ryoga is still standing in a frozen bright red position.
The door opens.
"Duo, you pervert!!!"
*~*~*
Ranma stares deep into Heero's intense cobalt blue eyes. Slowly, he moves closer and closer
until their mouths meet in a passionate kiss that leaves Ranma wanting more. Ranma grabs
Heero and kisses him deeply.
"Ranma..."
"Yes, Heero?"
"Ranma... Ranma... Ranma! Ranma! Ranma, are you okay? You hit your head on the sink and
knocked yourself out."
"You mean..."
"You were mumbling something in your sleep."
"Oh no. Not that. No way! Ahhhh!"
Xellos: "I believe a fair punishment is giving him Duo's dreams as well." *grins*