I own none of these characters. I am just torturing them. I will return them with hardly
any scratches when I'm done. Please don't sue.
Contains yaoi and adult content. Read with discretion.
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"Switching Places" Chapter 7
by plude
Duo woke up to a splitting headache and the three Tendo girls staring down at him.
"Are you feeling better, Duo?"
"My, my Duo, whatever did you do to poor Ryoga-kun? The poor boy still hasn't moved. He is
just standing there mostly naked and bright red."
"You pervert! What were you doing naked with Kodachi wrapped around you?"
"I was trying to piss!!! Don't you people know the freakin' meaning of privacy? Geese!
Try to piss and I get attacked, glomped, and malleted! I hate to think what would happen if
I tried to masterbate!"
"You pervert!" Akane pulls her mallet out of H.S., and we all know what happens next.
*~*~*
"Uhh... Ranma, are you ok? Maybe you should go to your room and get some sleep."
"Umm... yeah. You're probably right. Where *is* my room?"
"Come on, I'll take you there."
Quatre led Ranma up the stairs only to bump into Heero.
Heero looked at Ranma. "Mission."
"No way! I am not..."
"It's just reconnaissance... Get in... Get out... Don't get caught."
"You just want to try an' kill me again!"
"We have a mission."
"Heero takes his missions very seriously."
"Fine. Let's get this over with."
"Don't screw up."
*~*~*
Duo reawakened, and for once in his life, opted to keep his mouth shut. He suddenly got up
and started to walk off.
"Where are *you* going?"
"Bathroom."
Duo opened the bathroom door to see poor Ryoga still standing there frozen, red, and half
naked. Duo did his business and decided to see what was up with Ryoga.
"Yo, dude, you okay?" Duo waved his hand in front of Ryoga's face to still get no response.
"Dude, snap out of it."
Duo grabbed a cup of water and poured it over Ryoga. The result was one very pissy little
black pig whom attacked Duo and then took off down the hall. Duo tried to catch up to him,
but was stopped by Akane.
"It's not enough that you act like a pervert! Now, you're attacking poor little P-chan."
"It's not like that! I was just... Oh, forget it! Just hit me, and get it over with!"
"If you weren't attacking him then what were you doing?"
"I was... worried. He's... acting strange."
"It's not like you to try and *help* P-chan. What's *really* going on?"
"Yeah, well maybe you don't know *this* me."
"What do you mean?"
"Look, I know I may have been a jerk in the past, but I can't even remember that right now.
Could you just..."
Duo was broken off as water splashed on him from behind and a small dirty old man started
mauling him.
*~*~*
All was going well so far. Heero and Ranma were in the base and had just split up. Ranma
was surprised at how well his martial arts training helped him with stealth. After all,
stealth had never been Ranma's strong suit in the past. He shuttered as he thought of how
many times he had tried to sneak P-chan away from Akane and ended up getting smacked.
Ranma was brought out of his thoughts by a loud ‘thud' coming from Heero's direction.
"Hey Charlie, I just caught some kid sneaking around. What do you think..."
The soldier was cut off as he received a hard kick to the head. Ranma forgot that this new
existence wasn't quite up to par on martial arts. So, the kick went well, but he fell on
his butt afterwards and was caught unaware by a nightstick to the head.
*~*~*
Ryoga ran and ran. He could vaguely hear the sounds of Duo being attacked by Happosai
before he turned the corner and ended up in a very dark and small room.
What the... Get it off me! What is it?!" Duo squealed and carried on as he pried Happosai
from his bosom.
"I brought you something, Duo!" Happosai pulled out a white lacy bra.
"Thanks, this will make running in this form a lot easier."
Akane facefaultered and Happosai smiled happily.
"What?"
"Have you lost your mind, Duo?!"
Happosai gropped onto Duo again.
"Let me help you put it on!"
"No thank you!"
Duo punched Happosai through the ceiling and looked down at his fist in surprise.
"This just isn't my day. I'm going to my room. I need some rest."
*~*~*
Ranma grabbed Heero and kissed him hard. Heero resisted at first, but then started to kiss
back and pushed Ranma down on his bed. Just as they landed Ranma awoke with a painful
headache. He had been dreaming again, but what made it worse was the fact that the subject
of his dream was lying on the floor handcuffed to him, and he was starting to stir.