Hail traveler!!!
You have unknowingly tromped across my grave. They call me Ian, but you can call me master. I am 29 years closer to the inevitable ending for all that dwell upon this plane of existance. I am enchanted by all that invokes the imagination. Books are a great way to escape this pitiful world. Works by authors like R.A. Salvatore, J.R.R. Tolkien, Sean Russell, Mickey Zucker Reichert, Terry Brooks, David Eddings, and Robert Jordan fill my ancient halls and I don't feel so alone. Auditory stimulation is mandatory, like suicide. The great ones that came before me are Slayer, Cradle of Filth, Deicide, Dimmu Borgir, Bolt Thrower, Benumb, Nile, and the almighty King Diamond. If you escape alive, you are more than welcome to suffer in my domain again. |
