The World of Vince Gallo.

How it all got started.

1. “You alone have the power to destroy the Hope and Dreams of your friends. OR you can help the come true. Have you helped a friend today?” ~ Vince Gallo ~

2. “It takes a truly wise man to admit what a DumbAss he is.” ~Vince Gallo ~

3. “A woman’s body is like an amusement park. Enjoy the scenery! Ride the rides! Eat at the snack bar! But when the park closes, go home!” ~ Vince Gallo ~

4. “ Do you like sitting on my dead Sperms?” ~ Vince Gallo ~

5. “If you want to suck dick and you don’t own, rent, or lease a vagina, please stop writing on the shitter walls. The rest of us are getting scared and/or confused.” ~ Vince Gallo ~

6. “NCOs aren’t that bad. They are here to make the rest of us look good.” ~ Vince Gallo ~

7. “ Every day I wake up I discover a little more about me.” ~ Vince Gallo ~

8. “It always amazes me to see what the kiddies wrote in my absence.” ~ Vince Gallo ~

9. “We are only idiots because the Intelligence was an Averaged-Out Sampling. It was you that brought everybody’s score down.” ~ Vince Gallo ~

10. “Vince is a homo who’s going no where / A Queen who cleans my underwear / He even lifts to shave my belly hair.”

And Vince’s answer was...

“Easy there killer! It’s no my fault that you Boyfriend said you’re a crapy Cock-Sucker.” ~ Vince Gallo ~

11. “Vince Gallo is a fag who doesn’t even know his own dick from his asshole.”

And Vince’s answer was...

“Which is more than you know, friend.” ~ Vince Gallo ~

12. “I love you, Vince!”

And Vince’s answer was...

“I love you, too!” ~ Vince Gallo ~

13. “Vince ROCKS!”

And Vince’s answer was...

“Thanks, you rock too!” ~ Vince Gallo ~

More to come...